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This story line will conclude soon when the time returns to the present from back around 1960 when a certain future president was sent to military school by parents who’d given up on trying to train him to act like a normal decent human being — instead of the narcissistic and destructive little a-hole who is concerned only with himself, and whom they hoped wouldn’t grow up to be a narcissistic and destructive Big a-hole concerned only with himself.
The parent’s plan failed completely, and all their hopes for their boy were dashed (only a portent of the total of dashed hopes attributable to the adult version of this narcissistic little brat, who over his entire lifetime never matures much past age 12 or 13 or so).
mccollunsky 3 days ago
But did he have a random beard they didn’t see before?
Ida No 3 days ago
Nope, not evil. Just a general run-of-the-mill teenager. Military school will do him wonders.
Ellis97 3 days ago
So the real Donnie was nice?
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 days ago
In panel 3, is Krystal checking out what the sandwich is made of?
baskate_2000 3 days ago
Time to go back to the swing sets. and fix this.
elbow macaroni 3 days ago
Well, it’s taking long enough…
lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 2 days ago
This story line will conclude soon when the time returns to the present from back around 1960 when a certain future president was sent to military school by parents who’d given up on trying to train him to act like a normal decent human being — instead of the narcissistic and destructive little a-hole who is concerned only with himself, and whom they hoped wouldn’t grow up to be a narcissistic and destructive Big a-hole concerned only with himself.
The parent’s plan failed completely, and all their hopes for their boy were dashed (only a portent of the total of dashed hopes attributable to the adult version of this narcissistic little brat, who over his entire lifetime never matures much past age 12 or 13 or so).
Sigcal16 2 days ago
Why would he be evil? To Miles he’s a hero.