Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2025

  1. Jsanim
    ʲᔆ  about 8 hours ago

    check your ASP

    (a few days early for “the wearing of the green”)

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    What snakes? Ireland never had any.

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    Qiset  about 7 hours ago

    Check in Australia.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    Nice celtic design there.

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    Emmett Wayne  about 7 hours ago

    Medusa’s half-brother, Patrick.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    They found jobs in Trump’s cabinet!

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    Yuck

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    Kornfield Kounty  about 3 hours ago

    Barry White sang and led snakes to safety in The Simpsons (Whacking Day episode)

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    markyakes Premium Member 27 minutes ago

    I know a few people who’d die for a coat like that…

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    Jeffin Premium Member 21 minutes ago

    They’ll be back.

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    Kaputnik  16 minutes ago

    Drove? I could see how he might load the snakes in a big semi and drive them to the Irish coast, but wouldn’t he need to put them on a boat for the rest of the trip?

    Maybe that’s why the snakes pulled this trick on him. They don’t like boats.

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