Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for March 06, 2025

Mitty is dramatic again. The squirrels are just more visible as they hit their caches of nuts.

Don’t sweat it Mitty, chasing squirrels is Earl’s job.

Gadzooks! Thrice is another word that should come back into the vernacular!

More like they’re planning to conquer the world. Oh wait, cats already did that.

Take it easy, Mittens, they can’t get inside at you.

Did someone get a “Word of the Day” app on their phone?

And thrice as much complaining from Mittens

Beady eyes and maniacal claws! I think Mitty is right to panic.

Mitty shoud ask Drunk Patty, if I remember right, is the “Queen of the Squirrels” to do something about them.

Thrice is a pretty fancy word for a cat.

The dog got to chase his first squirrel of the season. The rabbits got to take a break this morning.

But, but, but, thrice, I tell you!