Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 19, 2025

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    braindead Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    It’s amazing how many TV evangelists are the chosen ONE.

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    wallylm  about 5 hours ago

    He’ll accidentally drop a coca cola bottle in the tank next (“The Gods must be crazy”)

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    Godfreydaniel  about 4 hours ago

    Traitor Trump is the opposite of Christians: he worships himself, and does it extremely badly, stupidly, preversely (blame the censor bot), and worthlessly. No surprise, then, that the members of his evil cult were dribbled up and down the basketball court on their heads when they were infants.

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    einarbt  about 2 hours ago

    Is this a veiled attack on the chosen people?

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 hours ago

    SCENE: An eldritch event in a suburb of modern Arkham. The slimy water in the fish tank has spawned a tiny adherent of The Cult of Cthulhu! Once again the chilling chant is heard …

    “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

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    Count Olaf esq Premium Member 21 minutes ago

    Newly resigned Bengal wide receiver and multimillionaire Tee Higgins said the first thing he is going to buy with his big bucks is a fish tank for his wall. Thank heavens he is inviting wisely.

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    Count Olaf esq Premium Member 18 minutes ago

    Cue up “I Saw the Light”… Hank Williams 1948.

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