Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for March 22, 2025

A quotation from The DEI Cookbook.

I wonder when Musk will take over the U.S. Mint?

This made me think of the difference between oregano and Mexican Oregano. My younger sister heard Mexican oregano mentioned on a Food Network show. She couldn’t find it in her town. So she asked me to see if I could find it in Tulsa, OK. I did find her some and sent it to her. She stored it in a plastic bag in her fridge freezer. One of her grandsons saw it and asked, “Grandma, why do you have pot in your refrigerator?”

Cynthia knows the real definition of the adjective “woke.”

I’ve given you sunlight

I’ve given you rain

Looks like you’re not happy

’Less I open a vein

I’ll give you a few drops

If that’ll appease

Now please, oh please grow for me!

Grow for Me

Little Shop Of Horrors – Original UK Cast

Whatever Consuela is, it was mint to be…(!)

The difference between peppermint and spearmint isn’t so subtle. I’m not sure what sweet mint is.

…different from.

please get over ‘woke’

Woke ain’t never going away, peeps. Tom Joad will live forever.

and don’t forget basil, another member of the mint family… ☺