Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for March 08, 2025

But you weren’t going to mention that. A compliment is a compliment.

True, true! Mine are tinted “AND” they need to be washed. It’s just easier to hang my head out the window like Ace Ventura!

Oy! How long did you say you haven’t washed your car?

This time of year, my entire car is tinted.

Smooth move, Norm. That’s why I buy gray cars.

Ludman doesn’t need to know how they got tinted.

the only good thing about winter is that it’s pointless to try to wash the vehicles… ☺