Sorry Lio, but you just can’t mess with history! Icarus is forever destined to fall to his death, no matter how many times you try to release him safely from his Crete-box. Poor Lio.
Well, it’s the dad’s fault anyway. HE’S the one who designed the Labyrinth, and he’s also the one that helped Minos’ wife have sex with a bull, so that’s why she had a baby with the head of a bull, who grew up to be the Minotaur,and of course, Minos was a tad upset about this, so he locked the Minotaur in the labyrinth, and THEN, Dad (Daedalus) was dumb enough to give Ariadne, who was the daughter of Minos, the string to give to Theseus so he could find his way OUT of the labyrinth after he had killed the Minotaur, so of COURSE Minos was a little upset with Daedalus after all this backstabbing, I mean it’s bad enough your buddy helps your wife get pregnant by a bull but then turns around and helps your daughter screw you as well, what else can Daedalus expect? Thanks? As if!
Actually, Furienna, as I said, Daedalus was escaping because Minos discovered he had given Ariadne the string for Theseus. Now, of course, it’s possible that these myths aren’t exactly true, but that’s the way this one goes.
margueritem over 15 years ago
He forgot the sunlight part…
Sisyphos over 15 years ago
It’s that cheap wing-wax! Always was….
OpenWings over 15 years ago
Sorry Lio, but you just can’t mess with history! Icarus is forever destined to fall to his death, no matter how many times you try to release him safely from his Crete-box. Poor Lio.
i_am_the_jam over 15 years ago
Hey, it worked!
JonD17 over 15 years ago
NOW, THAT IS FUNNY!!!!
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Wax on……wax off.
Simon_Jester over 15 years ago
Splendour wings of ambition Melted by the sun To the sea of remorse Graveyard come
Steve Hackett – Icarus Ascending
Donna Haag over 15 years ago
OMG!!! Mark, this is too fraggin funny!!
kylesdaddy02 over 15 years ago
I hear Iron Maiden playing in the background.
boozoothatswho over 15 years ago
Daedalus interea, Creten longumque perosus.
Sherlock Watson over 15 years ago
Lio: Remota controlis. Icarus: Yagonna godownus.
(Reference to classic Road Runner cartoons.)
bald over 15 years ago
it’s gotta be those energizer batteries, too much power
debrat819 over 15 years ago
I don’t see any shadows - so what went wrong?
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Well, it’s the dad’s fault anyway. HE’S the one who designed the Labyrinth, and he’s also the one that helped Minos’ wife have sex with a bull, so that’s why she had a baby with the head of a bull, who grew up to be the Minotaur,and of course, Minos was a tad upset about this, so he locked the Minotaur in the labyrinth, and THEN, Dad (Daedalus) was dumb enough to give Ariadne, who was the daughter of Minos, the string to give to Theseus so he could find his way OUT of the labyrinth after he had killed the Minotaur, so of COURSE Minos was a little upset with Daedalus after all this backstabbing, I mean it’s bad enough your buddy helps your wife get pregnant by a bull but then turns around and helps your daughter screw you as well, what else can Daedalus expect? Thanks? As if!
meshugunah over 15 years ago
AAAAAAND another one bites the dust…..
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Actually, Furienna, as I said, Daedalus was escaping because Minos discovered he had given Ariadne the string for Theseus. Now, of course, it’s possible that these myths aren’t exactly true, but that’s the way this one goes.
hhoudre about 15 years ago
I thought he had to kill the minotaur first Lio
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Get a Remote Control Daedalus next time, Lio.