Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for March 25, 2025

With nougat and caramel!

Nope, there are some things even chocolate won’t fix.

Death by chocolate.

Chocolate Herman bark!

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?!

Ummmm, noooo

I don’t think that would work.

And carry around a suitcase full of money.

“Give ‘em shovels. Sorry, Autocorrect changed it to ’grave me’…”

Herman is Surli horny …!

Cue the porn music! Nuff said.

Change your name to “Well Enough”. Women can’t leave Well Enough alone.

Glue gemstones all over your body. On second thought, use sticky dots, not glue.

Needs new schtick. Add some animals that talk—NOT DOGS! Or new people and new places.