B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 23, 2009

You’re the one who has been feeding him, Mother.

Oh snap!

That’s something like the line, “Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I let her sleep.”

Yeah, leave the old man alone.

A clear example of what causes “deadbeat dads”.

Are those lashes on the old rips head, or is she just having another bad hair day?????

I think they’re supposed to be eyelashes.

“Fats” was a nickname obviously bestowed upon the father ant due to his R&B guitar artistry or his skill at billiards. He doesn’t seem to have a picogram of excess chitin on ‘im.

Unless the fats are in his head, as Maude seems to think all too frequently.

Love the “droop” in father’s antena. I didn’t know fats was a food group. I thought ants just went for the sweet stuff.

If I don’t get all the spill after the explosion of a pepsi, the ants are usually on it in no time.

Fats is as big as you mom…

The old rip is typical, without anything to nag about, she would cease to exist.