Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2009

Wow, an early cash for clunkers.

more like an attempt to flood the Hun market with excess inventory.

Good one, Yukoner. I wonder how much Congress would give for it?

I wonder if any car dealers bump up the price before you even see the car/truck/………Nah..they wouldn’t do that, would they….would thet????????

Some of the old cars were real BOMBS.

If it works, why knock it?

Rodney’s aim is so bad, it’s likely to end in a mis-carriage of justice…

What happens when everybody starts defaulting on all those new car loans? Think about it.

Id launches a Crash for Clunkers campaign.

THE SKY IS FALLING ! THE SKY IS FALLING! CONSPIRACY ! CONSPIRACY! THE EVIL DEMS ARE OUT TO GET US!

BRING BACK BUSH!

to quote woody allen: “I wouldn’t want to belong to any organization that wants me in it , anyway…..”

That Woody Allen quote would have been funnier if wasn’t a paraphrase of a Groucho Marx quote used years earlier. Still, Woody knows a good line when he hears it.

That’s it, Idiots! Show the Huns how to beat your pruning hooks into spears! :)

(“Idiots”? Well, what else would you call the citizens of that benighted Kingdom?)

And now, if you’ll pardon my whimsy:

http://www.yuni.com/library/latin.html

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam - I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum - Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe

RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

Your mother wore boot’s and your father smelled of elderberries…I f@#t in your general direction….

at least it isn’t a cow!

The Huns in the next panel would be screaming., “RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!” (MP and the Holy Grail referrence)

macky87 WOODY ALLEN IS A PERVERT