Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 17, 2009

Muppets, Selleck–all “80s icons and favorites of mine! Whatcha gonna do, Steve Dallas, when insecurity runs wild over you?!

I absolutely never saw how Steve was actually gay all of these years.

Cleokaya, I think Steve wasn’t actually gay - I’ve noticed that there are people who are gay and that’s that, but there are some people who try out being gay but aren’t, and I think that’s Steve.

Momma always said “Gay is as gay does”… or was that “stupid”? Same thing!

Well, Tom Selleck is gorgeous, even after all these years, and handsome, intelligent, sexy and just plain YUMMY!!!

When “Bloom County” came to an end, Steve came out; when he returned in “Opus” he got back into the closet, but he was honest with Opus about it.

I can’t see Tom Selleck in women’s clothes wearing a beard and a Detroit Tigers ball cap; not even as a Muppet. On the other hand, I could see Steve, in women’s clothes, passed out on a bar, with a half burnt cigarette in one hand and a martini glass in the other.

I miss those tanks tops like she’s wearing!

striper77… in other words, being gay is perfectly alright in theory, but gays shouldn’t do anything in public that would give themselves away, and shouldn’t push for the laws to be changed so that they could be treated the same under the law as any hetero. THAT, my friend, is all there is to the so-called “gay agenda.”

I wonder how many heteros would be willing to not hold hands, kiss, or marry their girl or boy friends, or watch movies or TV programs featuring married or dating couples? How about not letting husbands and wives inherit from each other, or visit each other in the hospital?

Yeah, that’s about what I figured.

Sorry for the soapbox, folks, but I couldn’t let it pass.

Orgelspieler; You have just descrbed Islamist paradise. More peace and love, brought to you by Islam!

striper77.. When you say “people don’t like” you probably mean YOU don’t like. In my experience, the people I’ve met who said “people don’t like” were trying to intimidate and overwhelm me. I used to believe them, but with time I outgrew it.

and count me as one of those people who don’t mind all those gay things that “people don’t like”! If you don’t like gay parades, DON’T GO TO THEM! and I don’t believe children are taught in kindergarten what the homosexual sex act(s) is(are). (It would follow logically that they should be taught about heterosexual sex in kindergarten. Do you approve of that?)

and yes, of course, AIDS can be transmitted by heterosexuals.

freebird77, I know Obama is a Christian, because he said so on the radio. And so far I have no evidence to say that he is a liar.

And here I thought that Bloom County was a friendly daisy smelling kind of place. Give it a rest people. Go find a street corner to blast your diatribe.

well said cleo. i try not to comment on these religious debates, but will expand a comment i made to include striper, stripper, freebird, and rainman. “if i throw a stick, will you leave?” (pretty please?)

striper,

^ what are you talking about? I looked up HR 1913, read four different sites and what you wrote is not included. It adds sexual orientation to list of hate crimes, but there is no definition of that term, much less the 547 terms you said were in it.

Cite a source for your claim.

Here you go, striper, the Gay Agenda:

6:00 am Gym 8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 9:00 am Hair appointment 10:00 am Shopping 12:00 PM Brunch

2:00 PM 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments, 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Mexican drug cartels, 5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership, 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest 4:00 PM Cocktails 6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay) 8:00 PM Theater 11:00 PM Bed (du jour)”

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Wow, I DO prefer Opus and his world to the sick world we have to listen to here! I will be so glad when Jesus returns and sets all this straight. I didn’t write the book, but I do believe it, and if God says homosexuality is a sin against mankind and oneself I believe Him. In the end, God will judge.