Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 04, 2009

Yaz has flustered Opus! ‘Course, he’s not nearly evil enough to be a real politician….

It’s really embarassing when a penguin from the Meadow is more qualified for the office than is Joe Biden. On another subject, I find that I have completely fallen in love with Yaz Pistachio. However will I make my wife understand?

I’m in the same spot, jrbj. Thankfully, they look a lot alike.

An honest VP? Scary!

Now, now , now. Our VP is a very competent man who speaks his mind before thinking. He used to hold the Senate enthralled for hours. They used to say “Shoot Cheney first> Makes you think

Yikes – I see a VP CANDIDATE here …. I wonder how BB did the whole time-travel thing to know about Palen back in the 1980s? Kinda scary!

That is one thing NOTH sides of the political aisle will agree on…………………..

“My platform? It’s this thing I’m standing on; why do you ask?”

a real politician would not be flustered by such a simple question. he (or she) would string together a bunch of bafflegab that sounded like an answer and move on. good thing Opus isn’t anything like a real politician.

For those lusting after Yaz, please remember she’s 16.

“Hands off?” “Like she was plutonium.”

I agree, Yaz is a sweet person. May she remain so all her days. Why not?