Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 24, 2010

Now that is “rampant consumerism”.

Teevees got legs! And they know how to use them.

Just pay seperate shipping on handling on each of the dozen scramblers……

TV don’t got no electric plug.. might strange

Dated: home computers; not dated: tomato scramblers.

I don’t need a Tomato Scrambler, because the Turnip Twaddler can be re-purposed.

My wife will love me for ordering this.

He could just use the yogurt squirters he bought last week to squirt the tomatoes (clear across the kitchen).

Boy would I have fun doing that.

You forgot to say, ORDER NOW.

Truly! - ‘cause now look at the mess we got ourselves into!

another round of hiding in the closet when the deliveryman arrives !

Absolutely right, we for sure did not need Jimmy Carter.

starguy said, 8 minutes ago

Absolutely right, we for sure did not need Jimmy Carter.

really we didn’t need him then, don’t need him now !

Why a dozen, Opus? How can you be sure that you’ll never have 13 tomatoes in the house at once? Think ahead!

BTW, computers and Carter have turned out to be quite useful, but we really didn’t need those CK jeans; Levi’s do just fine.

Wow…a few more years and this will be AMAZING! (…dear lord…)

Of course, dated or no, we didn’t NEED any of those. And here we are.