Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 20, 2010

Where does Mom get her wallpaper?

Oh, no, Mrs. Jones! How could you? As Oliver said, “the mind boggles!”

Is that Michael Jackson or Lena Horne? Both beautiful.

AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!! Jerry curl attack! I’d certainly prefer Lena Horne!

Lena Horne? I never got that connection! I thought that he was tryin’ for the “Diana Ross” look.

Whatever it is, it’s not fit for a lab…geez….

There was a sale at Pedo’s ‘R’ Us.

The new name for Pedos is “Neverland Ranchhand”

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

(Sometimes I felt sorry for the pathetic wretch, but mostly I was creeped out by him, and that was before I learned what a perv he was.)

That wallpaper is enough to give anybody the galloping trots.

The pink choo-choo trains or the striped blimps would have been preferable.

Ah, the pedophile wallpaper series. Collect them all!

She must shop at the kidde p0rn store. Michael is their hero there.

In that picture, his nose hadn’t fallen off yet.

Back when Michael Jackson was still black…

help! my eyes! that wall paper needs to be stripped off before the glue sets!

Pleasant dreams, Oliver.

The man is gone, people. Let him rest in peace, oh, and by the way…

“…let him who is without sin cast the first stone.”

That’s what I thought.

‘Nuff said

Oliver should be VERY worried, because MJ would go to KMart when he heard their ad that said “little boy’s pants, half off!”

Think of the nightmares!

When was this comic originally drawn? mid 80’s? Within, like 15 years his mother will have that giant wallpaper taken down!

I can’t remember if Oliver liked MJ or not. Of course, if the “Gloved One” was still cute looking, it was before he was first accused of being a child molester. It was also when he was still popular. Even so, I wouldn’t want a giant on my bedroom wall.

Sounds right to me, now that I remember the character.

He’s carrying a Star Trek lunchbox – he would not be into MJ…