re KFC breasts and thighs: ever wonder why they get called “white meat” and “dark meat”? It’s because our Victorian predecessors couldn’t bear to use the anatomical words. Some even thought table “legs” were obscene; and hence to-the-floor table cloths and the popularity of pedestal tables.
Some other countries have the right idea: Keep the sex, and get rid of the violence. The people who seem to get off while watching horror movies are the real perverts, IMO.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
The Colonel would never stand for those demands. Thighs and Breasts are the mainstay of the chicken industry.
kreole almost 14 years ago
KFC would be limited to mostly wings………….
Kirokithikis almost 14 years ago
If they eliminate the obscene and dirty words then two-thirds of the paper is gone.
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Can you imagine the fit that would be had with Angelina Jolie’s lips?
pamlicorat almost 14 years ago
What about Mick Jagger’s? That boy could give the state of Ohio a hickey. (Old Joan River’s Joke)
jimcracky almost 14 years ago
re KFC breasts and thighs: ever wonder why they get called “white meat” and “dark meat”? It’s because our Victorian predecessors couldn’t bear to use the anatomical words. Some even thought table “legs” were obscene; and hence to-the-floor table cloths and the popularity of pedestal tables.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
Some other countries have the right idea: Keep the sex, and get rid of the violence. The people who seem to get off while watching horror movies are the real perverts, IMO.
Ushindi almost 14 years ago
Right on, gayfatnakedvet. Everything we need to know is in the bible. Glory, Glory, Hallelulia! Angels don’t have wings! Hateful people are hateful!
(Are you from Tulsa, by any chance? If not, please disregard.)
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
The comic “Love is” is pornographic to me. It offends my sense of decency.