Opus would have it easier at the airport today than anyone else; he’s already naked, so there’s no point in scanning him and nobody will want to pat him down.
Hmm… Maybe there should be a “Naked Day” at the airports, instead of just an “Opt Out Day.”
sherpafree almost 14 years ago
Just wait til you get to Minneapolis, then things get real weird.
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Opus, What’s in your bag.
kreole almost 14 years ago
Opus has Anti-Herring Deodorant Spray, Fish Scale & Slime Removal Mouthwash and naked Penguin Pin-up pictures.
riley05 almost 14 years ago
Wow…we can only wish we could go back to those days.
rw1h almost 14 years ago
I agree with Anthony…..At least he didn’t have to disrobe.”
ChiehHsia almost 14 years ago
No comments about when cameras actually had film?
thirdguy almost 14 years ago
Good move Opus, she was just about to pat down your junk!
Logicman almost 14 years ago
Was that styling mousse 3 ounces or smaller? Sigh – you realize we LET this happen to us….
syke34 almost 14 years ago
Better to go Amtrak or Greyhound then put with TSA.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
Opus would have it easier at the airport today than anyone else; he’s already naked, so there’s no point in scanning him and nobody will want to pat him down.
Hmm… Maybe there should be a “Naked Day” at the airports, instead of just an “Opt Out Day.”
SaunaBeach almost 14 years ago
Opus has no junk. At least, none that would matter to a human.
Robert Wilson Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I miss Ozark Airlines. I would often fly on their planes when I was heading home to southern Missouri
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I chose never to fly again. Much happier on Amtrack or in a car.
Opus Croakus almost 14 years ago
The new scanners make the peek-a-boo briefs redundant.