“I know what you’re thinking, dear: Is she standing three feet away, or four? Well, to tell the truth, I’m missing my glasses so I’m not sure myself. But seeing that this is a Jason Voorhees Special, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: How fast can I run? Well, how fast, punk?”
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
“I know what you’re thinking, dear: Is she standing three feet away, or four? Well, to tell the truth, I’m missing my glasses so I’m not sure myself. But seeing that this is a Jason Voorhees Special, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: How fast can I run? Well, how fast, punk?”
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Why, Mrs. Whacker! I didn’t know you were a Clint Eastwood fan!Sam’s next line: “Hmm. Seems we’ve been cut off….”
finkd about 13 years ago
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
Does he need to disclose this?
twj0729 about 13 years ago
Steve’s rather cavalier about an ax just missing him!
TexTech about 13 years ago
It should be a piece of cake. The “Looney Tunes” defense should work just fine with this nut case.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
This is what I call cutting edge humor.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Where’s his pepper spray?
dahawk about 13 years ago
Mrs. Whacker is such a lovable old grandma!!
xsintricks about 13 years ago
Taking out the martini would be grounds for a deadly force self defense plea.
Canoe-full about 13 years ago
Well… are you going to pull those pistols, or are you going to whistle dixie!
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Methinks she’s been watching “Dirty Harry” way too many times…or not nearly enough.