Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 30, 2012

The closet… the pigs… I’d be fine. Just no Joan Rivers.

Joan Rivers and a pack of wild pigs? Must be a family reunion.

No closets? What about Binkley’s anxieties? On the other hand, please do put Joan Rivers in that closet with the pack of wild pigs for all eternity!

Interesting view: http://bit.ly/H3lFBk

Joan Rivers? Expect swift legal action from the wild pigs union Milo.

Yeah, what have the wild pigs done to you, Milo, to deserve such a harsh treatment?

The updated version: We could lock you in a closet for all eternity with the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, and Snooki whats-her-name.

For all eternity??? So hell doesn’t burn, it screeches. (Pick from the following multiple choice: Who Screeches? Is it a) wild pigs, b) Joan Rivers, or c) all of the above? We think you know the answer.)

The wild pigs won’t complain about the smell. :P

Hmm…why am I suddenly reminded of bacon?

I understand I think I saw the movie