Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 12, 2012

If any band really produced results like that, they would probably do well in the marketplace.

Personally, I blame the mom. If the kid picks up on “inappropriate” songs, it’s the parents’ fault, not the band’s.This is all due to bad parenting and not hardcore rockers.

Hey! So that’s where Broomie’s Zap has gone! Potent little brat!

The kid’s got mad skills!

is that Mrs. Dursley….and lil’ Harry?

Hmmm, maybe Mommie should turn off the radio. I do like his skills though.

Now…well…but…uh…I thought Steve was a lawyer; is that the best he’s got?

Does Mrs. Peterson blink? At all?

Now turn mommy into celery and daddy into onion. Combine your sister and parents and make a nice mirepoix.. A perfect soup base to put Grandma.