Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 12, 2012

Well, up until the ’toadstool" part I could sort of agree with Lola….

I say he should have taken the money…

Read between the lines Opus…it’s the classic “it’s not you, it’’s me” speech. You needn’t worry though, I’m sure she “still wants to be friends”!

Off topic, but isn’t it about time to revive Bill and Opus for President? “This time… why not the worst?”

So…. let me get this straight. Lola wants a guy who is mean, nasty, unforgiving, and who has “been around the block” (opposite of innocent)…. yeah, I get it. Someone who treats her like crap. Makes sense.

Lola, I’m holding out for some breakup sex. How bout it?

Marriage was past perfrect tense for them last I checked.

So, what’s wrong with handsome, debonair, suave, sophisticated, toadstools? The guy wears top hat and spats! Doesn’t that count for anything?