To be fair, how many TV shows in the 80s were actually meant for adults? Even action shows like “The A-Team” weren’t allowed to kill anyone. Maybe “Hill Street Blues?” (This is secondhand knowledge, seeing as how I only lived in the 80s for a little over a month.)
Every time I eat a carrot, I’ll think of Michael Binkley. (I eat baby carrots daily.) Is Berke giving away trade secrets (kinda like if Reagan handed Star Wars to the commie b*st*rds) by admitting that our beloved Opus looks more like a puffin than like a (real-life) penguin?
The TRUTH is that Opus is indeed a true penguin of species “Sphenisciformus Opius”. Puffins are in fact small green creatures, it is just unfortuante that all the puffins pictured are really members of the vast number of DeathTongue fans who have had plastic surgery to more closely resemble their Tuba-wielding particular hero in the band.
truth: betty crocker never existed. truth: adult cats do not produce lactase, the enzyme needed to digest lactose. so you should not feed an adult cat a saucer of milk.
You’re crazy. The new “Knight Rider” was terrible. It was nothing more than an ad for Cobra, for all of the close-ups on the emblem. Give me the cheesy, Hoff original any day of the week.
The truth is- there’s probably an X rated version of Lola with both overall straps down and them some. Pretty racy for Breathed. Oh, and opus DOES look like more of a puffin.
rayannina over 11 years ago
30 years later, he’d still be at it, only now he’s posting links to Snopes …
Opus Croakus over 11 years ago
The Monkees may not have played their own instruments then, but they do now.
Sillstaw over 11 years ago
To be fair, how many TV shows in the 80s were actually meant for adults? Even action shows like “The A-Team” weren’t allowed to kill anyone. Maybe “Hill Street Blues?” (This is secondhand knowledge, seeing as how I only lived in the 80s for a little over a month.)
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Every time I eat a carrot, I’ll think of Michael Binkley. (I eat baby carrots daily.) Is Berke giving away trade secrets (kinda like if Reagan handed Star Wars to the commie b*st*rds) by admitting that our beloved Opus looks more like a puffin than like a (real-life) penguin?
RG_Dustbin over 11 years ago
The TRUTH is that Opus is indeed a true penguin of species “Sphenisciformus Opius”. Puffins are in fact small green creatures, it is just unfortuante that all the puffins pictured are really members of the vast number of DeathTongue fans who have had plastic surgery to more closely resemble their Tuba-wielding particular hero in the band.
Its twoo, it is!
CogentModality over 11 years ago
And that’s just what they are willing to admit.
Ollyvah over 11 years ago
Theres nothing like the truth to really, really pizz people off
neatslob Premium Member over 11 years ago
The Truth will set your teeth free.
edclectic over 11 years ago
The truth is, you’ll be more likely to find pork chops at a bar mitzvah buffet than getting accurate facts from the media or any public forum.
goprendek over 11 years ago
i love it when Lola wears nothing under her overalls
katina.cooper over 11 years ago
The truth is, that they then realized that they were all in a comic strip that would rerun forever. AARRRRGGGHHHH
john.barber over 11 years ago
More likely a pugwin.
tigerchik32 over 11 years ago
Amen, brother! That stuff will lower your IQ.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
truth: betty crocker never existed. truth: adult cats do not produce lactase, the enzyme needed to digest lactose. so you should not feed an adult cat a saucer of milk.
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
You’re crazy. The new “Knight Rider” was terrible. It was nothing more than an ad for Cobra, for all of the close-ups on the emblem. Give me the cheesy, Hoff original any day of the week.
jackhs over 11 years ago
Binkley’s big hair has always kind of annoyed me
joecool2013 over 11 years ago
The truth is- there’s probably an X rated version of Lola with both overall straps down and them some. Pretty racy for Breathed. Oh, and opus DOES look like more of a puffin.