Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 21, 2013

When in doubt (or showing your ignorance), withdraw gracefully from the field of combat. Thank you, Opus.

Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed individual.

I preffer to say “irregardless” – even though it IS a double neggitve.It just seams to have more OOMPH

Reminds me of Rat and Pig in Pearls Before Swine.

Obviously this came out decades earlier, but still…

PETA said that they would be on my @$$ if I ever wet the hen again.

is too a word!

damn henwetters

I thought hen wetting was illegal?