Yup. Eat a healthy diet, exercise regularly, and die anyway.My brother and sister-in-law are serious vegetarian foodies. It’s their hobby, I guess. They spend, on average, hours each day playing with, they say preparing, their food. If they succeed in adding 4 years to their total lifespan thusly, they will have spent an extra 6 years of their waking life doing so. Go figure. And besides, you don’t get to be king of the jungle by eating like a rabbit.
we are a nation of fatties. because of our lifestyle, 300,000 people each year die from being fat. we are committing genocide on ourselves. we can’t stop it, because the food is so addictive, the resources it waste, and the money it profits the food companies.
EVR_99 over 8 years ago
Never challenge immortality
Alexander the Good Enough over 8 years ago
Yup. Eat a healthy diet, exercise regularly, and die anyway.My brother and sister-in-law are serious vegetarian foodies. It’s their hobby, I guess. They spend, on average, hours each day playing with, they say preparing, their food. If they succeed in adding 4 years to their total lifespan thusly, they will have spent an extra 6 years of their waking life doing so. Go figure. And besides, you don’t get to be king of the jungle by eating like a rabbit.
flyertom over 8 years ago
Jim Fixx always comes to mind.
kevin over 8 years ago
Are those ruby slippers?
Get fuzzy 4527 over 8 years ago
Euell (sic) Gibbons ate healthy fruits and nuts and died too young!
vwdualnomand over 8 years ago
we are a nation of fatties. because of our lifestyle, 300,000 people each year die from being fat. we are committing genocide on ourselves. we can’t stop it, because the food is so addictive, the resources it waste, and the money it profits the food companies.
xsintricks over 8 years ago
The only guarantee in life is there are NO guarantees.
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
All those health fanatics are gonna be so p*ssed years from now when they’re lying in hospital beds, dying of nothing.ExerciseEat rightDie anyway
blackdawne over 8 years ago
I have the original over my desk, Great one.
OhioMike over 8 years ago
Ya just never know…
gaslightguy over 8 years ago
Think I’ll go grab a beer.
Black4dder over 8 years ago
I try to stay in touch spiritually with my prostate too.
BobCu over 8 years ago
Cheeseburgers every day for me.
Timothy Higgins Premium Member over 8 years ago
ain’t that the truth
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Not to worry, guys. The meteorite interment saved him from the impending heart attack anyway….