Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 08, 2009

Gosh, a para-celebrity zombie! I wouldn’t recommend going for that line, my dear!

Any last rites! Because you’re about to become brain stew for this zombie.

Great pick up line.

If he can’t pick her up, will he take her out?

She doesn’t look impressed, maybe he should start dancing.

Yeah, but can he dance like MJ?

Is that MJ? Did he DIE himself green now?

prove it, do the dance

How about any one of these? “Recognize me? I was in…” “Night of the Living Dead” “Dawn of the Dead” “Return of the Living Dead. I was the tarman.” “Dead Alive” “Resident Evil. All three of them.” “Both ‘28 Days Later’ and ‘28 Weeks Later’” “Shaun of the Dead”