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Breakfast:
Blueberry pancakes
Western Omlet
Eggs Benedict
Bacon, Ham slice, Scrapple
Eggs Easy Over
English Muffins with Homemade Peach Jam
Various Teas
V8 with or without Vodka and Hot Sauce
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I was nice with apologies but I didnât give in to his âelderâ rules and he doesnât like it! Too bad. Iâm not into seniority and never have been. You should have left it alone JFri.
JFri, I understood through emails where you were coming from. I told you I didnât back him and you donât listen! I sent you an apology, but you didnât accept it!
Dry, youâre not understandingwhat I am explaining.
Then JFri, You have a problem! I have no reason to tell you any different other than what I feel and think. You are not that important that I would need to lie!
You havenât figured anything out. There is nothing wrong with me other than I am not a Tribe âelderâ and I donât have the same input and canât open my mouth as the rest of you can. Nobody ever gave me problems until I opened my mouth. Then I was told how the âeldersâ have the right to say certain things. Problem is this is a public site and owned by posters!
Well then, Terry, since I am no big deal to you why are you getting so bent out of shape if I choose not to greet you every time. I donât say âhiâ back to **DocT all the time, either.
Terry, NO ONE said you donât have the right to say whatever you want, but donât get mad if I disagree with you and call you on it. Donât like what i sayâŚ..donât read it!
Tabby, I am an elder in life, period. Nothing you can do or say can ever take that away from me. I donât need to be downgraded on a comic site. I have earned what you are headed towards in life.
Terry, get a clue! Elders is only a term describing those of us who got this whole thing started, all quite by accident. No one has EVER claimed a Tribe elder has any more say or âpowerâ than anyone elseâŚâŚjust you!!
What is truly laughable is they way you stalk this site practically 24/7.
JFri, I sent you an email explaining what my thoughts and feeling were. You couldnât find it in you to accept those thought s and feeelings. I did the best I could. Iâm sorry I donât fit your clique!
JFri, YOU HAVE said that I need to respect the âeldersâ and I should have kept out of the incident between Dry & Mopar. Where does it say on Gocomics that I canât comment at other posts?
If I acted as if I was âgoingâ after Tabby, I apologize. That was NEVER my intention. EVER. She also says quite a bit herself. Just replying to those posts! I do have that right.
JFri, again, I can reply the way I feel and there is nothing YOU can do about it. If I tell you the truth about the way I feel and you donât accept it, your problem, sir! I got a good laugh, too!
Well, umm⌠seems the ban on religious discussions has been lifted (at least temporarily). So I will take this opportunity to tell ALL of my favorite religious jokes!
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The pastor said, âYou need to join the Army of the Lord!â
My friend said, âIâm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.â
Pastor questioned, âHow come I donât see you except at Christmas and Easter?â
He whispered back, âIâm in the secret service.â
There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, âHello, Iâm Gladys Dunn.â
And the gentleman replied, âYouâre not the only one maâam, Iâm glad itâs done too!!â
One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the churchâs foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
âFather Donovan,â the boy asked, âwhat is this?
âWell, son, itâs a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service,â the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.
Little Davey softly asked, âWhich service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?â
The town drunk was staggering down the main street of town. He managed to make it to the cathedral, up the stairs, and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew until he finally made his way into a confessional.
A priest had seen him enter and watched his stumbling efforts and decided the fellow might need some help. The priest entered his own side of the confessional, but the man said nothing. After a lengthy silence, the priest finally asked, âMay I help you, my son?â
âI dunnoâŚ,â the drunk slurred from the other side of the partition. âYou got any toilet paper on your side?â
Mr. Smith, a businessman from Wyoming, had to take a business trip to Arizona. As soon as he arrived, he sent an e-mail to his wife, Diane.
However, Mr. Smith wasnât the best typist, and he made an error in the address, so the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Diana Smith, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.
The preacherâs wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted. When she was finally revived, she pointed to the e-mail message with a shaky hand.
âArrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!â
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, âTake only one, God is watching.â
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note, âTake all you want, God is watching the apples.â
A minister told his congregation, âNext week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.â
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, âMark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.â
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by way of an usher.
The note read: âBill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.â
Failing to observe the punctuation, the clergyman startled his audience by announcing: âBill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.â
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
âMama, look what I foundâ, the boy called out.
âWhat have you got there, dearâ?
With astonishment in the young boyâs voice, he answered, âI think itâs Adamâs underwear!â
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
âReverend,â said the young man, âsorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.â
The minister chuckled, âI know what you mean. Itâs the same in my business.â
A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the vicar came, so the vicar just said a prayer and left.
The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit.
âI vaguely remember your visit yesterday. I remember opening my eyes and thinking âI canât be in Heaven because there is the vicarâ.â
One Sunday a little boy was in church with his mother when he had to go to the bathroom. He tugged on his motherâs arm. âMommy, I have to pee!â
She shushed him and said, âIt isnât right to say the word âpeeâ in church. From now on, when you have to go just tell me that you have to âwhisper,â okay?â
The following Sunday the boyâs father took him to church. The boy tugged on his fatherâs sleeve and said, âDaddy, I have to whisper!â
His father leaned down and said, âOkay, just whisper in my ear.â
If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
at 45 mphâŚ. âGod Will Take Care of Meâ
at 55 mphâŚ. âGuide me, O Great Jehovahâ
at 65 mphâŚ. âNearer My God to Theeâ
at 75 mphâŚ. âNearer Still Nearerâ
at 85 mphâŚ. âThis World is Not My Homeâ
at 95 mphâŚ. âLord, Iâm Coming Homeâ
at 100 mphâŚ. âPrecious Memoriesâ
Compilation Of Actual Church
Bulletins And Service Bloopers
Our next song is âAngels We Have Heard Get Highâ.
Donât let worry kill you â let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and donât know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. Sheâs used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday nightâPotluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be âWhat is Hell?â Come early and listen to our choir practice.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeareâs âHamletâ in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Good Morning all. Blueberry pancakes with ham and Docâs coffee sounds mighty tasty. Thank you Dry. By the way, looking at your avatar is a great way to start the morning.
Doc because i will be gone by the time you get back, i want to tell you thisâŚ
I am sorry that you are leaving, you have been a main part of the tribe. you are one of our founding fathers. you came up with the name. i will truly miss you. and it is truly very sad to see that it has come to this. that we are losing our people, or family. and if me taking a stand last night has anything to do with you leaving i am sorry. it was my idea to go after him last night noone helped me with that at all. doc i bid you farewell.
i will be back some time later today, for now its time to go.
Iâm just on a fly by as Iâm heading to bed very shortly. Iâm in the middle of a 7 day stretch so I probably wonât be back until itâs over, but I just wanted to say âHiâ to ALL my friends of the Tribe.
Doc Iâll miss your comments until you come back.
LuvH8 loved your jokes. May I borrow some of them sometimes?
Cleo did you get your painting done yet? May I join the rest of the Tribe in helping you to redecorate your house? I have some pschedelic [not sure of the spelling] paint that I can donate to the cause. LOL
Terry, Dry, JFri, Tabby I hope we can still all be friends and get along. Iâve grown to love all of you.
Good Morning, DocT. Sorry we wont be seeing as much of you but glad your RL is working well with Wildcheetah! If you need wedding planners, let me assure you that Dry, Carmy , Tabby and I can provide you with the same quality service we have given cleo!!
Serena - I collected the jokes so they were not technically mine to begin with. And you may use anything I put in the comments. But I do not necessarily agree with everything I say, so you also donât have to credit me.
Doc I really donât know what is going on in your life, but I wish you well, and will look forward to your entries.
I assume the ban on religious discussion is now back and place and will not post the rest of my religous jokes which some might find offensive. I hope no one was offended by any of the jokes I did post.
Thank You Doc, I have a large collection of jokes, quotes and other things like that I find amusing and sometimes just help me deal with the world. I will feel free to share the ones that I feel will not offend.
I donât know if all of you got a chance to read my partial explanation as to why I chose to make those pieces of advice so obvious seeing as how it was deleted. But basically I felt that peopleâs feelings on the negativity of the comments were being ignored. I had originally wrote those just to let off frustration and had not planned on posting them.
For now I plan on making sure I compliment at least three people whose posts I enjoy a day. In the hopes that it will encourage more pleasant posts and also because I think that sometimes people just deserve the recognition.
I hope I have not scared everyone off. For reasons I do not care to share I have chosen to be tolerant of the Person-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. But I will say this: I think offense is taken too easily because of the frequent unprovoked attacks by some of the people who appear to think it is funny.
Daughter awake, she has fought a valiant fight and won control of the computer. Will see you later,
No, LuvH8 - I do not believe you have scared anyone off.
I have the same feeling sometimes - then I remember that this group of posters are unusually close - and have to remind myself that they have been unfailingly kind and positive to me since I started posting in November.
I hope they remember that when they come back. It made me sad to see the discussion.
And, I fed the troll yesterday for the first time because I couldnât shake it off but should have moved on. I do try to ignore him.
Doc Toon, it will be different without you here as much, but when RL callsâŚ
I have been moving everything out of the living room to get ready for tomorrow. It is tough finding places to put furniture when the other rooms already have furniture in them. I feel uncomfortable living in a house that is a mess and ours is going to be so for this coming week.
I have been reading the posts from the last couple of days and wondered if I was on a different site. It just didnât seem to be the same group of people that I so enjoy talking to. I really hope that no-one is too offended to come back. I also looked for trolls here yesterday (and the day before) and did not find any - just several people who got a little too hot under the collar.
To those who are on now, I am enjoying your conversations and BTW I loved the jokes! Good way to move away. Sorry I have rehashed things but just wanted to let Everyone know that I enjoy their company and hope to see them back.
Good Afternoon ALL!
All I will say about last night is whatâs done is done and we do need to move on.
I wasnât planning to watch the Super Bowl, but my husband wants to and also have a little party here with the girls. So I will on and off here. I have some cooking to do soon.
Good afternoon, all. Popcorn, chips, dip and other snacks available for the Superbowl, Mythbusterâs Marathon or Puppy bowl, which ever you prefer to watch.
Hi Dry, Carmy, Cleo, Saucy and anyone in the background. I saw the effects of your snowstorm. Wow! I hope everyone is safe and warm.
We are lucky here - a little fog in some areas but still pretty nice . Hate to tell you this but our viburnum is in blossom and there are snow drops and daffodils. But I lived many, many, many years in the snowbelt in Calgary so do empathize.
Thanks for the snacks, Saucy.
Batten the hatches everyone - and letâs all hope it passes over without touching down! What weird weather everyone has had this year! Send it all to DocT in Colorado, Dry. For some strange reason he like the snow - wonder what wildcheetah has to say about it???
I wonât be, Cleo. We want to go for a walk soon and our tvâs just a little one - can hardly see the ball. But when I was a kid, I always watched it with my Dad and our first date was a CFL football game in Calgary. Some of the Canadians here might remember Don Luzzi - an offensive guard for the Stampeders. He took the ball all the way to a touchdown that game.
Dawn we have really been lucky this winter. I hope we do not get a real cold spell as all of our plants are at least two months early on growth and bloom.
I agree, Cleo. We went to a sugaring off festival in Duncan yesterday. The sapsuckers (Big Leaf Maple tree tappers) want a cold day followed by warm to get the sap running faster. It has been a poor year for them because it hasnât been cold. The maple sugar industry is just eight years old in this area but is becoming a going concern. we may try getting into it as well since we have several Big Leaf Maple trees in our yard. But it takes 40+ gallons of sap to make one gallon of syrup - all be it very tasty syrup!
Hi Saucy and Dawn!Dry, Iâm ready to be a grabby girl. I wonder if Cleo is as quick as Doc.Cleo, we can still make it fun. You donât know what the grabby girls are capable of, heh heh heh.
Iâm afraid that because of my spotty attendance I do not know who the Troll is that we are ignoring. so If I have fed a Troll unwittingly, please let me know.
LuvH8- I too have laughed at many of those jokes. I have a book called âHoly Humourâ written by the members of the Fellowship of Merry Christains. By Cal and Rose Sumartra.
BTW an agnostic simply acknowledges they donât know if there is a God. I hope you discover Him someday. Either you are a practicing agnostic, or a non-practising Christian or Theist. But that is just clarifying terminology.
I will be sort of watching the game. Iâm just not invested in either team. This year is for the commercials, and if Iâm ready to sleep before the game is over, I wonât care if I miss the end.
That could change if it gets exciting.
Weather-wise: no snow, but so much rain. The hill I usually walk down to get to my car is so soggy that there are spots where the mud and water ooze over the top of my shoes. The hill hasnât had time to dry out this wnter.
Doc Iâll miss your presence here. Enjoy your time with Wildcheetah.
Dry You provided a link for music last night. It said it contained content from WMG, whho blocked the video in Canada. Do you know who they are, and why they blocked it? Just curious.
Hi Shika and Celecca. Careful when youâre walking in that mud, Celecca. Iâm sure a little part of my back injury was from a slippery slope. Not pleasant - and it sure makes a mess of your clothes! ;>)
Weâre heading our for our walk so BBL
Enjoy the game, those of you who are watching and enjoy the rest of the day, those who arenât.
Sorry, Celecca, I missed your question but thanks, Cleo for picking up on it. Yes, we live on Vancouver Island in the great northwest approximately in line with Bellingham, WA - AKA paradise ;>)
Hi JFri!
And now, after that Shika move, Iâm off.
ttfn.
Hello JFri. I am finishing up removing blinds from the living room. I hope you guys had fun wasting paint because it will all be covered over in the next couple of days. :-)
cleo, that paint was put on soooooo thick it will take days to dry (no pun intended)!!! And being lead based and allâŚâŚ.Ohhhhhh, donât lick the wet paint!!!
cleo and JFri You egg each other on. cleo youâll have to tell us when itâs shower time. Tell Carmy and Dry anyways. I may miss the cue, with my sporadic attendence here.
Shika ssshhh. Do not be giving JFri suggestions about eggs. For crying out loud woman, havenât you learned yet that he has a over active Bookerâs indulgence that often leads to grasping onto one arcane thought that occurred earlier in the day and painting with it.
Notice how it is just us not watching the game that are here. Talk about disloyalty, a game is more important than us. How on earth could that be possible?
Okay, there has been a dust up. Oh brother was there a dust up. Participating parties , if you are here or lurking, head for the BT kitchen. I have 20 of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbinâs ice cream which has been infused with the best Karma available in the Karma Bank.. Get your favorite poison(s), sit back and relax. Everyone else, once our participants are settled, help yourself. We all need to relax and eat ice cream.
Tomorrow is another day. Start again, and everyoneâŚ.try to keep the feet out of the mouth. Itâs hard to walk and talk while chewing.
Well, I just saw the Who half time show on youtube. Roger Daltreyâs voice has lost some luster. It was interesting seeing that Zak Starkey is the drummer, he was pretty good. Roger and Peter were definitely looking their age, but so am I. I loved seeing them in concert in Seattle ages ago. I really liked Keith Moon as a drummer.
Dry, I am amazed at how good the old bands remain and how many young people like them. I do like the Stones. Roger Daltrey sounded like he had fried his voice though.
Cleo, I agree on both counts! My kids have a lot of the old stuff on their iPods. I would hear them downloading songs and they were a lot I already had!
Tabby, why would the schools be closed?
My husband got back from being out of town Friday night. Itâs been hectic here since. Lots of stuff to do, etc. Last night he took the 2 older girls to a late movie. I was home with the younger 2. I had to get off the computer and watch Monsters Inc with the youngest. I fell asleep watching it and woke up with a crick in my neck because of the way I fell asleep.
Tabby, oh yeah, they enjoyed the movie. I was enjoying it to until I fell asleep.
People will just use the Saints win as an excuse not to go to school. Life goes on.
carmy, whats funny is that she used to look so much like Boo its crazy. my brother used to call her that. now that i am finished flooding my friends inbox if you dont mind. maybe that way we can both go to sleep sooner.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Breakfast: Blueberry pancakes Western Omlet Eggs Benedict Bacon, Ham slice, Scrapple Eggs Easy Over English Muffins with Homemade Peach Jam Various Teas V8 with or without Vodka and Hot Sauce Docâs coffee Johananâs special brew Fresh fruit
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Oh I forgot Choclate pudding and Margâs special eggs!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning Dry
Just coffee this morning. Thank you.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Wink, if you were in the wild, try to live off the fruits and berries!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
GOOD MORNING ALL!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry thanks for breakfast! i will get some in the morning. about to try to get âsilly gooseâ to go to bed.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Morning Marg & Carmy
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
i almost told myself good morning. LOL
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good morning Tabby. Yes I saw the last posts.
#1. Cross posts donât account for 30 minutes. #2. The last post doesnât make any sense.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
All things considered, I have tried to be cordial with my greetings. It gets tiring after a while.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Two greetings 15 minutes apart makes sense to me.
Plods with ...⢠about 15 years ago
And for this toon⌠they just taste funny.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good! Youâve said it and I wonât address you again if you donât want! Simple. One down.
margueritem about 15 years ago
HIJFRI, DRY, CARMY, TABBY, and TERRY!
Dry, eggs over easy are fine with me. I only said basted eggs because yyyguy didnât know how to flip them over.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Wow, you posted towards me. Iâm amazed!!!!
Sorry, Dry, but I have been nice to Mr Moody for days!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
tabby, I have never tried to âruleâ this or any of these sites. Donât try it!
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
**Marg, no chocolate pudding? I was saving a spoon for you!!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I was nice with apologies but I didnât give in to his âelderâ rules and he doesnât like it! Too bad. Iâm not into seniority and never have been. You should have left it alone JFri.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
This is a comic site, Tabby! Hello! Go where?
margueritem about 15 years ago
JFRI Yum, chocolate pudding, Iâll take that spoon!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Marg can i have a bite?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
These are not going anywhere. And everyone sees all the posterâs comments. Yours too!
Also, I removed that ONE out of respect.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Marg, here you go! Catch!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
JFri, I understood through emails where you were coming from. I told you I didnât back him and you donât listen! I sent you an apology, but you didnât accept it!
Dry, youâre not understandingwhat I am explaining.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I never said that Dry. What are you insinuating? I also have not âcome downâ on a 19 year old. She posted and I replied.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
DryâSee, there she goes again! I canât reply?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Tabby, thatâs baloney!
I didnât say that! Donât put words in my mouth!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I said I am. Does that have anything to do with you. I am a Christian and am forgiving! Whatâs that got to do with anybody else?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I havenât removed any comments Dry.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Oh, I canât take things towards me certain ways but you can interpret posts any way YOU like!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Again, Tabby, read my previous posts. Nothing was directed at you!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Then JFri, You have a problem! I have no reason to tell you any different other than what I feel and think. You are not that important that I would need to lie!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Excuse me for not seeing what others did. I must be human, sir!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I said I am a true Christian. Does that mean that anybody else is not?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
You havenât figured anything out. There is nothing wrong with me other than I am not a Tribe âelderâ and I donât have the same input and canât open my mouth as the rest of you can. Nobody ever gave me problems until I opened my mouth. Then I was told how the âeldersâ have the right to say certain things. Problem is this is a public site and owned by posters!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Once again, JFri, youâre wrong.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Well then, Terry, since I am no big deal to you why are you getting so bent out of shape if I choose not to greet you every time. I donât say âhiâ back to **DocT all the time, either.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I like people at the Big Top. I like people in the Tribe. I donât need to âbreak up the Tribeâ. I like this place.
Thatâs actually laughable, JFri! LOL
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Terry, NO ONE said you donât have the right to say whatever you want, but donât get mad if I disagree with you and call you on it. Donât like what i sayâŚ..donât read it!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Tabby, I am an elder in life, period. Nothing you can do or say can ever take that away from me. I donât need to be downgraded on a comic site. I have earned what you are headed towards in life.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Terry, get a clue! Elders is only a term describing those of us who got this whole thing started, all quite by accident. No one has EVER claimed a Tribe elder has any more say or âpowerâ than anyone elseâŚâŚjust you!!
What is truly laughable is they way you stalk this site practically 24/7.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
JFri, I sent you an email explaining what my thoughts and feeling were. You couldnât find it in you to accept those thought s and feeelings. I did the best I could. Iâm sorry I donât fit your clique!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
JFri, yes you have said that an âelderâ has more say. More than once!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
JFriâStalk this site? Show me where I canât be here when I want.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
My problems are my own, Dry. Where did that come from?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Things change. If Iâm doing something else and it changes, so be it. That doesnât change what you are doing. I can do what I want.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
You have no clue what goes on in my life. Donât even attempt to analyze it. You donât know me.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
JFri, YOU HAVE said that I need to respect the âeldersâ and I should have kept out of the incident between Dry & Mopar. Where does it say on Gocomics that I canât comment at other posts?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
I answered all of the questions asked. You didnât like the answers!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
The âvictimâ part is YOUR interpretation, JFri. Iâm not a victim. I am a member of Gocomics.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
If I acted as if I was âgoingâ after Tabby, I apologize. That was NEVER my intention. EVER. She also says quite a bit herself. Just replying to those posts! I do have that right.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Which questions JFri? ASK
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Read my previous post on that please, Tabby. Iâm not retyping it.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Nope, I did not âgo afterâ anyone with that. I stated how I am. What is wrong with that?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Dry, Again, you donât know me. And that interpretation is not correct.
Funny, I never know which one is questioning me next. Each time I need to wait and see who it is.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Now all three of you have mentioned my son, James. Itâs a trifecta!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
One more time! I didnât go after Tabby! Quit using that as an out!
Whereâs those questions, JFri?
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
One of you deleted a post?
Edit: This should have been 102.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Night dry i wont be long behind. i have to teach in the moring and i need to get little miss ana to bed. again
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Me, too, Tabby. âSeeâ ya later.
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
JFri, again, I can reply the way I feel and there is nothing YOU can do about it. If I tell you the truth about the way I feel and you donât accept it, your problem, sir! I got a good laugh, too!
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Good Night All
Whew, what a night! Wolfangil canât believe this stuff! LOL
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
good night Jfri see you then
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
okay i am now headding to bed. good night.
good moring to all to come!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Well, umm⌠seems the ban on religious discussions has been lifted (at least temporarily). So I will take this opportunity to tell ALL of my favorite religious jokes!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The pastor said, âYou need to join the Army of the Lord!â
My friend said, âIâm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.â
Pastor questioned, âHow come I donât see you except at Christmas and Easter?â
He whispered back, âIâm in the secret service.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, âHello, Iâm Gladys Dunn.â
And the gentleman replied, âYouâre not the only one maâam, Iâm glad itâs done too!!â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the churchâs foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
âFather Donovan,â the boy asked, âwhat is this?
âWell, son, itâs a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service,â the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.
Little Davey softly asked, âWhich service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
The town drunk was staggering down the main street of town. He managed to make it to the cathedral, up the stairs, and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew until he finally made his way into a confessional.
A priest had seen him enter and watched his stumbling efforts and decided the fellow might need some help. The priest entered his own side of the confessional, but the man said nothing. After a lengthy silence, the priest finally asked, âMay I help you, my son?â
âI dunnoâŚ,â the drunk slurred from the other side of the partition. âYou got any toilet paper on your side?â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Mr. Smith, a businessman from Wyoming, had to take a business trip to Arizona. As soon as he arrived, he sent an e-mail to his wife, Diane.
However, Mr. Smith wasnât the best typist, and he made an error in the address, so the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Diana Smith, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.
The preacherâs wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted. When she was finally revived, she pointed to the e-mail message with a shaky hand.
âArrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A minister was talking to a group of young children.
âWho can tell me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?â
There was a momentâs pause, then Tommy made a logical contribution:
âWell, sir, first we have got to sin.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, âTake only one, God is watching.â
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note, âTake all you want, God is watching the apples.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A minister told his congregation, âNext week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.â
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, âMark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by way of an usher.
The note read: âBill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.â
Failing to observe the punctuation, the clergyman startled his audience by announcing: âBill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
âMama, look what I foundâ, the boy called out.
âWhat have you got there, dearâ?
With astonishment in the young boyâs voice, he answered, âI think itâs Adamâs underwear!â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
âReverend,â said the young man, âsorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.â
The minister chuckled, âI know what you mean. Itâs the same in my business.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A new minister was talking to the oldest member of his congregation.
âI am 90 years old, sir, and I havenât an enemy in the world,â said the aged one.
âThat is a beautiful thought,â said the clergyman approvingly.
âYes sir,â was the answer. âIâm thankful to say that Iâve outlived them all.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the vicar came, so the vicar just said a prayer and left.
The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit.
âI vaguely remember your visit yesterday. I remember opening my eyes and thinking âI canât be in Heaven because there is the vicarâ.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
One Sunday a little boy was in church with his mother when he had to go to the bathroom. He tugged on his motherâs arm. âMommy, I have to pee!â
She shushed him and said, âIt isnât right to say the word âpeeâ in church. From now on, when you have to go just tell me that you have to âwhisper,â okay?â
The following Sunday the boyâs father took him to church. The boy tugged on his fatherâs sleeve and said, âDaddy, I have to whisper!â
His father leaned down and said, âOkay, just whisper in my ear.â
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mphâŚ. âGod Will Take Care of Meâ at 55 mphâŚ. âGuide me, O Great Jehovahâ at 65 mphâŚ. âNearer My God to Theeâ at 75 mphâŚ. âNearer Still Nearerâ at 85 mphâŚ. âThis World is Not My Homeâ at 95 mphâŚ. âLord, Iâm Coming Homeâ at 100 mphâŚ. âPrecious Memoriesâ
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Compilation Of Actual Church Bulletins And Service Bloopers
Our next song is âAngels We Have Heard Get Highâ.
Donât let worry kill you â let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and donât know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. Sheâs used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday nightâPotluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be âWhat is Hell?â Come early and listen to our choir practice.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeareâs âHamletâ in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
BTW - Iâm a nonpracticing agnostic, I hope that is not a problem for anyone.
Hope you enjoy your Sunday.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Good Morning all. Blueberry pancakes with ham and Docâs coffee sounds mighty tasty. Thank you Dry. By the way, looking at your avatar is a great way to start the morning.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Boy, you guys have been extra yappy. Trying to get in all conversation before the Super Bowl?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Doc i will miss you.
Cleo good morning.
should be getting ready to leave for church but some people are still sleeping cough cough Ana
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hehe she wont be sleeping much longer as soon as i find her fav. song. :)
cleokaya about 15 years ago
There is a reason we do not discuss religion or politics. Sheesh come on. I am getting tired of bickering.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
still sleeping. oh my word!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Doc I will miss your posts.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Cleo i am with you on that one.
Doc because i will be gone by the time you get back, i want to tell you thisâŚ
I am sorry that you are leaving, you have been a main part of the tribe. you are one of our founding fathers. you came up with the name. i will truly miss you. and it is truly very sad to see that it has come to this. that we are losing our people, or family. and if me taking a stand last night has anything to do with you leaving i am sorry. it was my idea to go after him last night noone helped me with that at all. doc i bid you farewell.
i will be back some time later today, for now its time to go.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Well said Doc.
serenasakitty about 15 years ago
Morning all. Has the dust settled yet?
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Hello serena. How are things in your world.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
I read the comics because they are supposed to give me a chuckle.
serenasakitty about 15 years ago
Iâm just on a fly by as Iâm heading to bed very shortly. Iâm in the middle of a 7 day stretch so I probably wonât be back until itâs over, but I just wanted to say âHiâ to ALL my friends of the Tribe.
Doc Iâll miss your comments until you come back.
LuvH8 loved your jokes. May I borrow some of them sometimes?
Cleo did you get your painting done yet? May I join the rest of the Tribe in helping you to redecorate your house? I have some pschedelic [not sure of the spelling] paint that I can donate to the cause. LOL
Terry, Dry, JFri, Tabby I hope we can still all be friends and get along. Iâve grown to love all of you.
I donât mean to leave anyone else out either.
See everyone later.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
cleo, didja hear THAT?? Psychedelic paint!! Me and the rest of the painting crew will be there in a jiffy!! Better load up on Bookers first.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Serena of course. Itâs a shame that happened but it did and itâs time to move on.
Hey JFri, hereâs the brushes.
Good morning Doc and Cleo!
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Dry, do we need rollers so we can cover more walls??
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Sure, why not! Probabably could use some spray paint too!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hey Doc! We got a foot and a half of snow!
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Good Morning, DocT. Sorry we wont be seeing as much of you but glad your RL is working well with Wildcheetah! If you need wedding planners, let me assure you that Dry, Carmy , Tabby and I can provide you with the same quality service we have given cleo!!
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Hey, Dry! Need any help with that snowapult??
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
I thought Doc wouldâve gotten my present by now!
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hello Everyone!
Serena - I collected the jokes so they were not technically mine to begin with. And you may use anything I put in the comments. But I do not necessarily agree with everything I say, so you also donât have to credit me.
Doc I really donât know what is going on in your life, but I wish you well, and will look forward to your entries.
I assume the ban on religious discussion is now back and place and will not post the rest of my religous jokes which some might find offensive. I hope no one was offended by any of the jokes I did post.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Thank You Doc, I have a large collection of jokes, quotes and other things like that I find amusing and sometimes just help me deal with the world. I will feel free to share the ones that I feel will not offend.
I donât know if all of you got a chance to read my partial explanation as to why I chose to make those pieces of advice so obvious seeing as how it was deleted. But basically I felt that peopleâs feelings on the negativity of the comments were being ignored. I had originally wrote those just to let off frustration and had not planned on posting them.
For now I plan on making sure I compliment at least three people whose posts I enjoy a day. In the hopes that it will encourage more pleasant posts and also because I think that sometimes people just deserve the recognition.
Boy I have been wordy this morning.
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doctor T as to your not being on as much, do you plan on keeping up with all the comments or just the ones when you are able to be on?
Ooops! Premium Member about 15 years ago
I hope I have not scared everyone off. For reasons I do not care to share I have chosen to be tolerant of the Person-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. But I will say this: I think offense is taken too easily because of the frequent unprovoked attacks by some of the people who appear to think it is funny.
Daughter awake, she has fought a valiant fight and won control of the computer. Will see you later,
celeconecca about 15 years ago
No, LuvH8 - I do not believe you have scared anyone off.
I have the same feeling sometimes - then I remember that this group of posters are unusually close - and have to remind myself that they have been unfailingly kind and positive to me since I started posting in November.
I hope they remember that when they come back. It made me sad to see the discussion.
And, I fed the troll yesterday for the first time because I couldnât shake it off but should have moved on. I do try to ignore him.
Doc Toon, it will be different without you here as much, but when RL callsâŚ
cleokaya about 15 years ago
I have been moving everything out of the living room to get ready for tomorrow. It is tough finding places to put furniture when the other rooms already have furniture in them. I feel uncomfortable living in a house that is a mess and ours is going to be so for this coming week.
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
I echo Docâs advice!
Play nice!!!I have been reading the posts from the last couple of days and wondered if I was on a different site. It just didnât seem to be the same group of people that I so enjoy talking to. I really hope that no-one is too offended to come back. I also looked for trolls here yesterday (and the day before) and did not find any - just several people who got a little too hot under the collar. To those who are on now, I am enjoying your conversations and BTW I loved the jokes! Good way to move away. Sorry I have rehashed things but just wanted to let Everyone know that I enjoy their company and hope to see them back.
Please let bygones be bygones!Lecture over. Love you all!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Dawn itâs over as far as Iâm concerned. We were just defending Tabby! Subject closed from me.
And how are you? That was some snow storm in our neck of the woods.
carmy about 15 years ago
Good Afternoon ALL! All I will say about last night is whatâs done is done and we do need to move on. I wasnât planning to watch the Super Bowl, but my husband wants to and also have a little party here with the girls. So I will on and off here. I have some cooking to do soon.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Moving furniture is never a good project to do with LilG, she really lives up to her name.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Hello all.
carmy about 15 years ago
Cleo, did you see where Doc said that the Grabby Girls will have to go after you now?
carmy about 15 years ago
Doc, said that because he will be scarce in the evenings and thatâs when weâre usually grabby, during his evening shower.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good afternoon, all. Popcorn, chips, dip and other snacks available for the Superbowl, Mythbusterâs Marathon or Puppy bowl, which ever you prefer to watch.
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
Hi Dry, Carmy, Cleo, Saucy and anyone in the background. I saw the effects of your snowstorm. Wow! I hope everyone is safe and warm. We are lucky here - a little fog in some areas but still pretty nice . Hate to tell you this but our viburnum is in blossom and there are snow drops and daffodils. But I lived many, many, many years in the snowbelt in Calgary so do empathize. Thanks for the snacks, Saucy.
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
Iâm sure Cleo saw that Carmy - heâs probably looking forward to the grabby girls, but Iâm not sure what LilG will say about it ;>)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Carmy, Cleo and Saucy! Grabby girls, you up for it Carmy?
Oh and Dawn, thereâs another storm coming mid-week!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Carmy I saw **Docâs comment. I donât mind. It wonât be as fun for you pinching me, as I am not as modest, as you can see. Hee, hee.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Well, I am done with the furniture and survived each other, with only the usual amount of temper flare ups on both sides.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Other than Doc, is there anyone but me who will not be watching the Super Bowl tonight?
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
Batten the hatches everyone - and letâs all hope it passes over without touching down! What weird weather everyone has had this year! Send it all to DocT in Colorado, Dry. For some strange reason he like the snow - wonder what wildcheetah has to say about it???
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
I wonât be, Cleo. We want to go for a walk soon and our tvâs just a little one - can hardly see the ball. But when I was a kid, I always watched it with my Dad and our first date was a CFL football game in Calgary. Some of the Canadians here might remember Don Luzzi - an offensive guard for the Stampeders. He took the ball all the way to a touchdown that game.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Dawn we have really been lucky this winter. I hope we do not get a real cold spell as all of our plants are at least two months early on growth and bloom.
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
I agree, Cleo. We went to a sugaring off festival in Duncan yesterday. The sapsuckers (Big Leaf Maple tree tappers) want a cold day followed by warm to get the sap running faster. It has been a poor year for them because it hasnât been cold. The maple sugar industry is just eight years old in this area but is becoming a going concern. we may try getting into it as well since we have several Big Leaf Maple trees in our yard. But it takes 40+ gallons of sap to make one gallon of syrup - all be it very tasty syrup!
carmy about 15 years ago
Hi Saucy and Dawn! Dry, Iâm ready to be a grabby girl. I wonder if Cleo is as quick as Doc. Cleo, we can still make it fun. You donât know what the grabby girls are capable of, heh heh heh.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Iâm afraid that because of my spotty attendance I do not know who the Troll is that we are ignoring. so If I have fed a Troll unwittingly, please let me know.
LuvH8- I too have laughed at many of those jokes. I have a book called âHoly Humourâ written by the members of the Fellowship of Merry Christains. By Cal and Rose Sumartra.
BTW an agnostic simply acknowledges they donât know if there is a God. I hope you discover Him someday. Either you are a practicing agnostic, or a non-practising Christian or Theist. But that is just clarifying terminology.
carmy about 15 years ago
It seems like it has been colder than usual here in FL. We had several days of temps below 32F and that is quite unusual.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Dry, Doc, Cleo, JFri, Dawn, Bunnyface, Tabby, johnny, Marg, Terry, and Carmy
â in no particular order. I have a wonky memory.
carmy about 15 years ago
Hi Shika!
celeconecca about 15 years ago
I will be sort of watching the game. Iâm just not invested in either team. This year is for the commercials, and if Iâm ready to sleep before the game is over, I wonât care if I miss the end.
That could change if it gets exciting.
Weather-wise: no snow, but so much rain. The hill I usually walk down to get to my car is so soggy that there are spots where the mud and water ooze over the top of my shoes. The hill hasnât had time to dry out this wnter.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Doc Iâll miss your presence here. Enjoy your time with Wildcheetah.
Dry You provided a link for music last night. It said it contained content from WMG, whho blocked the video in Canada. Do you know who they are, and why they blocked it? Just curious.
celeconecca about 15 years ago
@Dawn Do you live in New England? Thatâs the one area of the US I havenât visited (and Iwant to).
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Carmy! I canât stay. homework still. I just got back from a pancake dinner at church.
Yum!
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
Hi Shika and Celecca. Careful when youâre walking in that mud, Celecca. Iâm sure a little part of my back injury was from a slippery slope. Not pleasant - and it sure makes a mess of your clothes! ;>) Weâre heading our for our walk so BBL Enjoy the game, those of you who are watching and enjoy the rest of the day, those who arenât.
P & L friends.Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Whatâs new Carmy?
what game? I know Iâm out of the loop here.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Dawn and Celecca
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
It must be a big game, or someone would answer.
A good time to do my work.
BBMML
cleokaya about 15 years ago
celecca Dawn live in British Columbia, on Vancouver Island.
You bun pinching ladies might just get a few pinches in return.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Hi, Shika!!
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
Shika, Itâs the Super Bowl Game for the National Football League (NFL) The BIGGGG Game!!!
DawnAvril about 15 years ago
Sorry, Celecca, I missed your question but thanks, Cleo for picking up on it. Yes, we live on Vancouver Island in the great northwest approximately in line with Bellingham, WA - AKA paradise ;>) Hi JFri! And now, after that Shika move, Iâm off. ttfn.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Hello JFri. I am finishing up removing blinds from the living room. I hope you guys had fun wasting paint because it will all be covered over in the next couple of days. :-)
celeconecca about 15 years ago
Thanks Cleo
And BTW - I think youâre enjoying the prospect of being Docâs hiney stand-in!
Dawn - sorry if I was guilty of USA-ism. I just picture sugar maples in one specific area - Northeast.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
celecca, I havenât studied to become a dirty old man, not to put the art to use.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
cleo, that paint was put on soooooo thick it will take days to dry (no pun intended)!!! And being lead based and allâŚâŚ.Ohhhhhh, donât lick the wet paint!!!
celeconecca about 15 years ago
Everyone must have their specialty! ;-]
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
cleo, and you graduated with honors from your studies!!
celeconecca about 15 years ago
Well - Iâm done for the day. Enjoy your evening.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Yes, I take pride in my lecherousness.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
cleo and JFri You egg each other on. cleo youâll have to tell us when itâs shower time. Tell Carmy and Dry anyways. I may miss the cue, with my sporadic attendence here.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Are you sure that you used paint and not gel JFri?
carmy about 15 years ago
Hi Shika, sorry I missed you earlier. I had to get off the computer for awhile.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
I see I missed you guys by about half an hour. Iâll be back.
Does anyone doubt that?
carmy about 15 years ago
No doubt here, Shika!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Shika ssshhh. Do not be giving JFri suggestions about eggs. For crying out loud woman, havenât you learned yet that he has a over active Bookerâs indulgence that often leads to grasping onto one arcane thought that occurred earlier in the day and painting with it.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
cleo (So shellac or tempera isnât a good thing to mention here?) Shh. keep it to yourself, okay?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Eggs, eggs, who mentioned eggs?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
home have not caught up yet.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Serena i have NO PROBLEM WITH YOU!! we ae still frineds i only have a problem with a few people
cleokaya about 15 years ago
I was just asking if eggshell was a color Shika liked.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Oh I thought maybe you wanted us to break some eggs and mix up a new paint!
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Gel/paint filled eggs at cleoâs? ALRIGHTY THEN! See yâall at cleoâs!!!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Eggshell is a great colour cleo
(Heh-heh. They donât know what we are talking about.)
bmonk about 15 years ago
(imagine it being said in Alfred Hitchcockâs inimitable tones.)
Oh, and is there a game going on today?
Whoâs playing?
[ducks behind the couch!]
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi Serena!
Itâs my dinner time- late, of course. Iâm going to tour the âtoons and then pop in before resuming my studies.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi bunnyface The question is, WHAT are they playing?
(Ducks into the closet)
bmonk about 15 years ago
A silly game with a funny shape ball, I think.
[ducks over to Timbuktu.]
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
FINALY im all caught up!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
shika and bunnface LOL you two are great!
bmonk about 15 years ago
Why do they call it âfootballâ if they mostly carry and throw it with their hands?
cleokaya about 15 years ago
bunnyface because handball is already a sport.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Notice how it is just us not watching the game that are here. Talk about disloyalty, a game is more important than us. How on earth could that be possible?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
bunnyface i never thought of that. lol
bmonk about 15 years ago
They could call it âpassballâ or âdownballâ or âtackleââŚ
bmonk about 15 years ago
Well, more important than a game, and (partially) than even you guys is RL nourishmentâIâm off to get serious about eating! BB tomorrowâŚ
bmonk about 15 years ago
And no clown, or nougat either!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Iâm here in and out because I really donât care who wins since the Vikings arenât playing, Iâm more interested in the commercials.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
BYE bunnyface
Quabaculta about 15 years ago
Good evening Tribe
Okay, there has been a dust up. Oh brother was there a dust up. Participating parties , if you are here or lurking, head for the BT kitchen. I have 20 of the 31 flavors of Baskin Robbinâs ice cream which has been infused with the best Karma available in the Karma Bank.. Get your favorite poison(s), sit back and relax. Everyone else, once our participants are settled, help yourself. We all need to relax and eat ice cream.
Tomorrow is another day. Start again, and everyoneâŚ.try to keep the feet out of the mouth. Itâs hard to walk and talk while chewing.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Good night bunnyface. I still get a chuckle when I type that.
Dry have there been some really good commercials?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry same here, also im doing my math hw.
carmy about 15 years ago
There have been a lot of good commercials. Bud Light has some really good ones. The Who was bad, and I mean bad, bad.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi bunny, bye bunny! Hi Quaby!
carmy about 15 years ago
I liked the one with Tim Tebow and his Mom too.
carmy about 15 years ago
Dry, the one with Brett was showing him with the Super Bowl trophy.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Shika here.
bunnyface I think they should call it âfunny-shaped-ball-and fanny-pattingâ game.
Ducks out to mars.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Soccar is football overseas. But they use their heads.
carmy about 15 years ago
They use their heads? Is that a pun?
cleokaya about 15 years ago
17 to 16 it must be a pretty good game.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
But, I prefer higher scoring games, for the entertainment factor.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Soccar is my fav. sport back to math i go.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Yea carmy I saw it.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Well, I just saw the Who half time show on youtube. Roger Daltreyâs voice has lost some luster. It was interesting seeing that Zak Starkey is the drummer, he was pretty good. Roger and Peter were definitely looking their age, but so am I. I loved seeing them in concert in Seattle ages ago. I really liked Keith Moon as a drummer.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Well, unless the Colts pull off a miracle, the Saints have won the Super Bowl!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Wow, the Saints are going to town.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hey Cleo, itâs good to see our rock bands still up there! Gives us old farts some hope, yaâ know! Except for the Rolling Stones, LOL!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo, yes they are!
Shika, fanny-patting? Iâll pat Brettâs fanny anytime, if I could get close enough! Of course, Deanna may not like it! ;-)
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Dry, I am amazed at how good the old bands remain and how many young people like them. I do like the Stones. Roger Daltrey sounded like he had fried his voice though.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo, I agree on both counts! My kids have a lot of the old stuff on their iPods. I would hear them downloading songs and they were a lot I already had!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Saints win.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
My wifeâs daughter went through our music library and downloaded a lot of our music.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo how old is she, if I may ask?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Carmy Brett looks good even with white hair! :-D
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
My garbage bags are sitting on a huge pile of snow! And we are supposed to get another 5-10 on Tues.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Dry she is 21.
Dinner is served.
carmy about 15 years ago
Dry, Brett always looks good!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Dry yea what Carmy said!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Iâll second that, third that, and so on!
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Calm down ladies, calm down.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
Cleo Youâre just jealous! ;-)
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Hey Brett didnât even get to play in the super bowl. I just decimated everything in the supper bowl.
carmy about 15 years ago
Cleo, thatâs because the Saints are scammers.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Carmy, scammers?
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Need Bookers!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 15 years ago
I too must ask Carmy Scammers? You mean that one play? Sure surprised the Colts!
Hey JFri!
serenasakitty about 15 years ago
JUst making a quick note as Iâm supposed to be on my way to work.
Quaby I agree. Everyone needs ice cream. If everyone hurries I might even leave some. Hehe.
Gotta go. See all later.
carmy about 15 years ago
I was talking about the Vikings-Saints game.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Bookerâs is on the counter. I am about to disappear for a movie.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
so i watched the game kind of. and the best picture of 2010 was brees holding little brees. that was sweet and beautiful. what else would a dad do?
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Oooooooooo, Bookers! Hi, Dry, Carmy & cleo!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hello Dry, Cleo, Carmy, and Jfri
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
And Tabby!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
quick i need a dr. pepper
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Hi JFri!
Hi tabby, Dry, Carmy and Serena
You guessed it. Here to say GOOD NIGHT.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hi shika bye shika
Shikamoo Premium Member about 15 years ago
Good night Tabby.
carmy about 15 years ago
Hi JFri, Tabby and Shika! Goodnight Shika! Tabby, yes, baby Brees and big Brees were very cute!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Im hungry
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Carmy how was your weekend, if i may ask
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
so my techers and myself are watching the news like hawks praying schools are closed. :0)
carmy about 15 years ago
Tabby, why would the schools be closed? My husband got back from being out of town Friday night. Itâs been hectic here since. Lots of stuff to do, etc. Last night he took the 2 older girls to a late movie. I was home with the younger 2. I had to get off the computer and watch Monsters Inc with the youngest. I fell asleep watching it and woke up with a crick in my neck because of the way I fell asleep.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
carmy bc no one will show up. lol besides for the ones that are not saints fans, ie me.
thats anas fav. movie. i have done that also. ((((HUG))))
did they enjoy the movie?
carmy about 15 years ago
Tabby, oh yeah, they enjoyed the movie. I was enjoying it to until I fell asleep. People will just use the Saints win as an excuse not to go to school. Life goes on.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
Carmy LOL yes they would, its terrible. that or they will be to drunk to go. its normal.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
getting ready for bed and school tomorrow ill bbs
carmy about 15 years ago
Iâll BBS too.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
back
carmy about 15 years ago
me too
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
i got a book called boundries. its realy good so far.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
i know a certain friend who is gonna wanna kick me in the morning for floding there inbox. hehe
carmy about 15 years ago
Well, I hope you can run fast so you wonât get kicked.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
me too. :) they asked for it.
carmy about 15 years ago
:-0
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
let me refrase that. they asked for the emails so they are getting them.
and why are we both up!? i know what time it is over there young lady. lol
carmy about 15 years ago
I know what time it is here too, little missy. Iâm trying to get sleepy so I can go to bed. And you?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
same thing. i have a sugar rush, also i jet more awake at this time then any other time of the night. bummer
carmy about 15 years ago
I donât have a sugar rush, Iâm just thinking about stuff I have to do tomorrow. Itâs just normal stuff too.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
see why you need to go to bed? we both need to find better ways to go to bed. we are so much alike sometimes its crazy
pssst Carmy, guess what.
carmy about 15 years ago
Iâm not even sure what time I have to get up. I may or may not have to take the oldest to school. I guess Iâll find out in the morning.
carmy about 15 years ago
what?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
i know i have to be out the door for 8:50am. thats good enough for me
carmy about 15 years ago
You silly goose!
I love you too, sweetie!tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hey you know i picked up that saying!
anas new nick name is silly goose. lol she rolls her eyes every time and i just grin
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
another reason im up is bc i have something on my mind. and i worry that if i go to sleep it will become stronger and i wont get to sleep. :(
carmy about 15 years ago
I will have to up by either 6 or 7, or maybe 7:30. Sigh, any of those times will be too early for me if I donât get to bed soon.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
ill have to get up at 7 or 730. and i know what you mean way to early indeed
carmy about 15 years ago
Ana is so cute, I thought of her when I saw Boo on Monsters Inc. Whatâs on your mind? Do you want to tell me about it elsewhere?
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
carmy, whats funny is that she used to look so much like Boo its crazy. my brother used to call her that. now that i am finished flooding my friends inbox if you dont mind. maybe that way we can both go to sleep sooner.
carmy about 15 years ago
okay
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
let me get it together.
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
âEllo, Ladies!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
hey JFRi!!
you here for a party?
carmy about 15 years ago
âello Professor JFri! Okay, Tabby. Party? Not me, Iâm getting sleepy now.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
carmy so am i. almost done promise
carmy about 15 years ago
alrighty, Tabby.
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
done. brb
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Itâs quiet. Much better than last night! Sounds like you 2 will be leaving soon??
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
back
jfri i love it like thisâŚwell not this quiet but u know what i mean
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Think cleo will make us breakfast??
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
nah, i think hes out. im not doing it. nope its your turn
The Duke 1 about 15 years ago
Hmmmmmm, Carmyâs a good cook!!!
tabbylynn about 15 years ago
she is, but does it enough.
carmy about 15 years ago
Tabby, I had a little computer problem. Give me a minute.