Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 13, 2010

Breakfast is Krispy Kremes!!

Good Morning Everyone.

Huevos Rancheros Egg omelette with ham and cheese Beans w/cheese Rice Hash browns Bacon Salsa, hot, med or mild Asst juices Doc’s coffee Decaf also CocoaMocha Asst Teas

Enjoy All.

With your choice of teas, juices, flavored milks & pirate coffee, of course! And grits for Akenta!

Ready for the beat down Wink ( Soul-Crusher ).

Morning Tribe.

Good Morning, Ladywolf

This isn’t looking good, Wink!

Good night all.

P&L

LONEWOLF Nice of you to cook. Beans and nuclear soup please

Morning TRIBE! Soul Crusher will soon be the Leader of the Pack.

JFri thank for the grits :-) And I’ll also take some CocoaMocha, lonewolf

Morning all - another busy day…. dagnabit!!!!

will pop in when I can

Good Morning, Tribe Good Morning, Akenta & rac0308

Good Morning, Tribe

Hello, Lewreader, Akenta, Rac0308 & Grog

Akenta, One order of CocoaMocha headed your way. Have a great day!

Rac0308, take it easy and we’ll see you when you can make it!

Good Morning, Lonewolf.

Good morning all, no breakfast. I seem to have both a sinus headache and a migraine working so the nausea precludes any thoughts of eating :( My boss knew what was up when he saw that I was sitting at my desk with my extremely dark glasses and headphones on. Now if the phone would just stop ringing…

Good Morning, MisngNOLA & Grog

Hope you get to feeling better MisngNOLA

Good Morning, MisngNOLA & Doctor Toon!

Good Morning Doc.

Lonewolf, saw your comment over at Overboard. I hate to disapppoint you (and me), but it’s Tuesday.

Grog, I know I just realized it a few minutes ago myself!!

:^(

Good morning JFri, Akenta, MisngNola, Doc, Fellow Baby, rac, Lewreader.

So do parents, Doc LOL

This is too funny today……………………..

Doc–That too, is a true statement! Heheh.

Good Morning, Fellow Baby!

hello everyone sorry i havent been on for a while intornet got shut off anyways heading to school see yall afterwords c::

Good Morning JFri, Lewreader, Akenta, rac0308, Grog, MisngNola, Doc and Dry! I hope for Wink’s sake that the snacks will be soft to chew.

Good Morning diffrent! Have a good day at school.

Hi all. No day is wasted when you learn something.

Good Morning Carmy & diffrent

Good Morning, serena!

Morning All!

I hope the beating isn’t more than Wink can bear….

Good Morning serena and DF!

I just learned something…. I work with idiots

Good Morning, DFrog.

You didn’t know that already, rac0308?. I learned that a loooooong time ago!

Good Morning All. Don’t you dare beat Wink.

Good Morning, cleo

Good Morning to you as well Grog & Doc. I don’t work with idiots, but I am often mistaken as one.

rac and Grog I must be lucky, I DON’T work with idiots! I like everyone I work with! Great people! Of course we’re a small group here!

Hey Carmy, serena, diffrent and Cleo!

Great pun, again Digital!

Cleo you aren’t an idiot! LOL!

I wonder where Wink will be tomorrow? I think I know! Poor fuzzy wuzzy bear!

Good Morning Dry.

Dry, I work in a rather smallish plant now with about 50 employees, but there are idiots to be found here and our Corporate office that I often deal with. I’ve been with the same company for over 30 years. People come and people go - and no matter where I’ve been within the organisation, there are always idiots to be found.

You are lucky!

Good Morning

Good Morning, LuvH8!. I remember that joke you told last night from somewhere. I thought it was from Adam@home, but I couldn’t find it.

Good Morning Cleo! JFri, thanks for the Krispy Kremes! Dry, I’ve worked in large offices and small offices. Whichever one that doesn’t have people trying to be the boss when they’re not is good to me.

Good Morning Doc T & Grog.

Carmy - You’ve nailed my family on the head! All my siblings try to be boss, when I’ve got all the legal authority. My, am I glad to have Mom’s house sold! (Gives them less opportunities to try to be boss.)

Ooops! Forgot to say, ”Good Morning, tribe!”

Good Morning, Rmom

Good Morning Rmom

Congratulations on the sale of the house!

Grog said, about 1 hour ago You didn’t know that already, rac0308?. I learned that a loooooong time ago!

You work at DoN too???

Scary thing is: They give them guns.

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.

“You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!”

“Really? How’d you do that?”

“I dropped the ball.”

Hi, Grog, LuvH8 & Doc! Thanks, LuvH8!

rac0308, not the same company. I had worked for the same company for over 30 years, before a Japanese firm bought my particular business. New company, some new idiots and some of the same old idiots are still here.

I suppose I’m an idiot for still being here, but I’m hoping to retire in 5 years!

Grog, you’re not an idiot. You got to do what you got to do and just ignore the idiots. I hope you will be able to retire in 5 years also!

How organized their club is!

@grog -

March 2011 329 and a wakeup, but who’s counting?

Good Morning, Johnny

Thanks, Carmy!

I can’t wait to start doing a count-down of my own, rac0308. Lucky you! But too early yet, for me.

Good Night Everyone!

Good Morning LuvH8, Rmom & Johnny

@Grog

It’s time. I’m tired and it’s not fun any more.

I think I’ll start dog training again.

If I had known I was going to live this long I would’ve taken better care of myself.

I’m beginning to know that feeling, rac0308. There was a time when I enjoyed going to work. Hopefully when I do get to retire, I’ll be able to enjoy it. So far so good from the health stand point, but a lot can change in 5 years.

Have a good rest Doc. You’ll need it for all those archives! Catch up with you later.

Good Morning Cleo.

Rac0308, what type of dog training did you do?

Good luck with moving the archive, Doc! Hi, Terry!

Lonewolf♠ said, 9 minutes ago

Rac0308, what type of dog training did yuo do?

Basic Obedience and Assistance

Ah carp - Just when I get to lunch….

I’ll be back

Rac0308

I’ve bred and raised wolf hybrids and dogs, but never got into training. Horses I trained while in Texas.

I’ve got to get moving myself. Was on the phone with my mother for a long time this morning so I am behind already.

BBL

P&L

* Good Morning Tribe!*

Or AFTERNOON as the case may be.

I’m in the home stretch. I’m done my exams by tomorrow at 4:00p.m.

Then I’ll be busy with other things. Oh well! It’s great weather out, so I look forward to more outdoor time.

Good Morning, Shika. Good luck with those exams!

Hi JFri, Akenta, Dry, Doc, (Dry Dock?) Marg, Digital and others too many to remember right now.”

Why would Wink want to get beat up when he just recovered from having his face ripped off on the ski slope?

Sigh, Wink, dear Wink. I hope you survive!

I’m taking some Krispy Kremes and Pirate’s coffee on my tour of Toonville.

BBL, or not.

Thanks Grog! Your post just popped up as I was leaving.

Have a good day!

You too, Shika!

Hi and Bye Shika! Good luck with your exams. I hope you will be able to relax a bit more. You’re always on the go. BBL too!

Shika, as usual you disappear before I show up. Wow, an hour without comments. Well, I just got back from a nice bike ride. The rain held back for the entire ride

Good Afternoon, ((((TRIBE))))!

Just a Shika to say HI! So far the conference is good–and with their breakfasts, I don’t need to come here to eat! ;-)

Cleo - I’m popping in & out. Lunch duties, and making copies of receipts, but I get to stay home today! I’m going to go outside sometime this afternoon to take pictures of my lilac bushes & cut some blossoms to bring in the house.

Hi, bunnyface! I’m glad the conference is good!

Hello bunny & Rmom. I am around as well, plenty of chores to do in the house today.

Hi, cleo, Rmom & bunnyface.

I’m always usually always around during office hours. Sometimes thouogh I have to pay more attention RL work.

Hello Grog.

Hello, Cleo, Shika, Rmom & Grog

Taking a late lunch break here.

Hello Lonewolf That phone call really put you off your schedule today.

Yes, it did Grog, but it was my mother so no problems there. When she’s in a mood to talk these days, I just listen.

Terry - A wise man! It is always best to just listen when a woman is in the mood to talk. LOL!

I found some jokes I could have used last week, so better late than never (I hope!)

You know you are from Kansas when… …The local gas station sells live bait. …The meaning of true love is that you’ll ride on the tractor with him. …There’s a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it. …You attend Chicken fried Steak Anonymous meetings …You call the wrong number… and talk to the person for an hour anyway. …You don’t clean up the dog’s mess… because it’s fertilizer. …You don’t put too much effort into hair styles due to the wind and weather. …You go to a French restaurant and the appetizers on the menu include some of your favorite bait. …You know you should listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit to wear. …Your car breaks down outside of town and news of it reaches back to town before you do. …Your excuse for getting out of school is that the cows got out. …Your mayor is also your garbage hauler, barber and insurance salesman. …Your nearest neighbor is in the next area code. …You’re on a first-name basis with the county sheriff. …. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first. …. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. …. It doesn’t seem odd to see the term “chicken fried chicken” on a menu. …. You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.

Good ones Rmom. I’ve never been to Kansas though. I can’t stand the winds up in the Texas panhandle around the Amarillo/ Pampa area. They seem always be blowing at a constant 35 miles an hour no matter what time of year you go up there.

Hello Terry.

Rmom, I have a real fondness for chicken fried steak. It takes searching to find it in my neck of the woods.

Those are magic words for me Cleo! Chicken fried steak. The country gravy has got to be good, though.

Thanks Rmom. Especially wise where my mother is concerned!

Like your joke Rmom!

It is pretty windy here today, but the actual “High Wind Warning” area is a county over. Cleo - Since you’re good at cooking, as long as you can find round steak, you could make it yourself. I could give you my recipe, or you could find one on the internet.

I’m headed back out to finish some work.

BBS

Thanks Rmom, but Chicken Fried Steak is something I eat only rarely an always at a restaurant as a special treat. At home, I try to eat very healthy breakfasts.

Terry, yes, the gravy has got to be very good.

Grog it’s all in the perspective.

Working with idiots means that you are usually the smartest one and have an ongoing group of people to laugh about.

Spending time at your desk allows you to visit with us!

And we do laugh, LuvH8. One fine example has a Dilbert cartoon strip with Wally’s name scratched out and the idiot’s name pencilled in.

There are others in the Dallas office that have us shaking our heads too.

Some days are better than others. This week is not heavy on deadlines but I will be going off-site to our Tech center Friday afternoon for a cost review. I’ll be closer to home when I leave, so I’m not going to complain about not being able to checking in. And I’ll be closer to home to kick off a 4-day week-end. It can’t get too much better than that!

The beginning of the month is different. I may be at my desk, but the deadlines will keep from from doing more than just saying hello.

Quittin’ time.

BBL

Bye Grog.

Stopping by for a quick minute…………………………..

Hi, LuvH8!

Good afternoon Doc. I’m headed back out again for more work.

BBS

I can sympathize with checking the weather before you pick an outfit. This past week has seen temps in the 20’s, 80’s and just about everything in between.

One quick stop again………………

Are you working tonight, Doc?

Also I saw that inquiring minds want to know. :^)

BBS

Hello Lonewolf, Doc & Johnnydoc5

Whoops,

Hi, Johnny.

I’m back! Don’t know what was upsetting the filter, but I can see this page again.

johnny - My son wished he had double-checked the weather before wearing shorts to school. I think it was in the 40’s with about a 40mph wind. I’ve started learning that if we have a strong thunderstorm in the evening, there’s a good chance that the next day is going to be a lot cooler than the day before.

I went outside and took lots of pictures of my lilacs. I cut enough for a couple vases. I’ll try to get them uploaded to photobucket one of these days.

Hi Rmom, I think you are not the only one out of sports jokes. Maybe we should jump to your chosen types of jokes or just do random subjects. What do you think?

Doc ~ Three weeks of NO COFFEE! Do you think that is why I am so tired?

Just dropping in

I’m not an idiot - I just play one on TV!

She hits the trampoline with unbelievable force

See you tomorrow (gotta fix the tension on those springs)

Hi, Doc, LuvH8, Terry & johnny!

NEVER SWALLOW UNCOATED PILLS WITH ANY TYPE OF FRUIT JUICE!!!!!!!!!

Doc - You could do it too! Don’t you want to be free of this terrible addiction? It will improve your health, and eventually increase your energy. (giggles)

Hi, celecca! Sounds like that hurt!

LuvH8 - I suggest we fill in the rest of this week with jokes that are either difficult to categorize, or else there aren’t enough to fill up a week with them.

Hi Celecca! Bye Celecca!

Rmom ~ Works for me! (though I still welcome baseball jokes because I am trying to come up with a collection for my nephews)

Dysfunctional Greeting Card:

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….

That you’re not here to ruin it for me.

I don’t think I have any more baseball jokes, although let me look around at some of my books.

Dysfunctional Greeting Card: Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go…. (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Doc Junior (at first baseball game): Dad, why is that man running?

Doc T: Because he hit the ball.

Doc Junior: Is he afraid he’s going to get spanked?

Hello, LuvH8, Rmom, Doctor Toon, Lonewolf, Johnny, celecca & anyone else I may have missed.

Becker just gave me a good idea for dealing with tele-marketers. heheh!

Hello Grog!

What do eggs and The Red Sox have in common?

?

Hi, Grog!

And the idea is?

I pretend I am answering the phone for a fast food restaurant or can’t hear a word they say. Then I get to keep on yelling at them to speak up!

? ~ what?

Have fun at work Doc T.

? = What’s the answer?

Becker blasted one of those high pitch air horns into his phone.

I gotta get supper going. Back in 10.

From actual police car video: “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

Eggs and the red sox can both be beaten. HAHAHA!

Rmom ~ Are you saying he’s not an elephant?

LuvH8 - LOL!

From actual police car video:

“You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? ~ Every night he turns into a bat!

What do eggs and The Red Sox have in common? ~ Johnnydoc5 is correct!

To quote rac0308:

Oh SNAP!

Wow, that was just a guess I thought was funny.

Time for the Yankees joke. It’s my turn to laugh.

Sorry, Grog, the hundreds of millions of dollars that theey spent will likely pay off again. Off I go, I may or may not be back later. peace and love all.

Grog

What do eggs and The Yankees have in common?

Have a good night Johnnydoc5

Hopefully not the same punch line?

And, no, that wasn’t my answer.

What’s the difference between a rain gutter and a Yankees outfielder?

Grog ~ (giggles) How did you guess? (more giggles)

I laughed that time

What is the difference?

Greetings

(((((((((((((((((TRIBE))))))))))))))))

Will someone PLEASE tell me the answers? The suspence is driving me MAD. MAD I tell you. MAD. BTW I do enjoy the jokes.

What’s the difference between a rain gutter and a Yankees outfielder? ~ One catches drops and the other drops catches!

Good one, LuvH8

Hi, serena!

Salutations Serenasakitty.

Thanks for the answers, LuvH8! I’m with Serena, I was left in suspense.

What do skunks and The Chicago Cubs have in common?

Hello all. Jokes abound I see.

They both stink?

Here’s one: A neighbor told me once that this dog is like a member of the family.

I said “which one?”

Hey Cleo

Cleo your multitudinous of wisdom astounds me, Sir! And what movie do we have tonight?

What do skunks and The Chicago Cubs have in common? ~ Rmom is correct.

Hello Cleo & Josh

Actually on that last joke I think the question is funnier than the answer.

Cleo, yes jokes abound. Do you have any jokes or anecdotes you would like to share?

Hello Josh & FELLOW BABY!

Hello Grog, Dry and Cleo

I can’t wait to see what happens to Wink tomorrow.

I just put on Immortal Sergeant

Hello Carmy!

Hey Grog, who comes out in Immortal Sergeant?

Good Evening Tribe

It stars Henry Fonda & Maureen O’Hara

Good evening, Lonewolf

Hi, Serena & Celecca. Probably missed you both! :^(

Hey there, Grog! Finally got done outside. Now I’ve been told my daughter is on her way home from work because she has a stomach flu or something.

Thanks Grog! I’ll catch up with you all later.

Hello friends. Dry, as to movies, I am not sure. It depends on LilG, as I am not as particular.

Good Evening Dora D & Lonewolf

Dora ~ I don’t think I want to know!

Grog ~ I don’t suppose it is about a vampire in the army?

Hey Fellow Baby, Carmy, and I said Hi to Cleo!

And Hi to Cleo again! ROFLMAO, Cleo! ;-D

Hello LuvH8 & Cleo & Cleo

Good Evening Gang! I have a joke myself:

A lady walked into a pet shop that was having a sale. She asks, Do you have any birds left?” The owner told her, “You’re in luck. All that twitters is not sold!”

Heheh, funny, but not exactly, LuvH8. I haven’t seen it in a long time, but I know that it has nothing to do with vampires. More about a soldier who finds his courage behind enemy lines.

Hey there LuvH8. I’ll be right back. I need to check my emails.

Oh, so a manly man film.

Hello Cindy

That was cute.

Sounds interesting, Grog.

Lonewolf ~ I hope your daughter doesn’t feel too bad.

The family has returned, all safe and sound!

Thanks LuvH8. I’m thinking along the same lines.

Plenty of action so far. I can’t take my eyes off it for too long, so if I make a typo, you’ll know why.

This is manly man week for my movies. I run through them alphabettically so it’s all luck of the draw. Tomorrow it’s In Harm’s Way. After that I start the Indiana Jones Trilogy

Like one of those 3 in 1 screwdrivers?

Sounds like a good lineup this week, Grog. I’m watching Deadliest Catch. The new season premiere is on next.

It’s harder to shake a cold/flu this time of year

Grog

She’s graduating pretty soon here and I know she has quite a bit of work left before her finals.

No, not Indiana Jones!

They have snakes! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Hi Dry!

Bye Dry!

You too cleo and johnnydoc

Sorry I missed you guys (there’s more) but I’m working in the home stretch.

Hi, Shika.

BBL

Pulling a bunnyface pulling a Shika!

Shika–Good luck on your finals, lady!

And Bugs (I had bugs for lunch) eye ball soup and for desert chilled monkey brains! Mmmmmm!

I have a fear of snakes myself.

Lonewolf, that’ll make life even more miserable for her.

Grog, I know, but what are you going to do?

She’s graduating college?

Easy with the snakes, LuvH8.

Grog ~ Chilled monkey brains for dessert? That doesn’t sound very desserty. How is it prepared?

True, Lonewolf. She’ll just have to do the best she can under the circumstances.

Hi Shika! Bye Shika!

Yes, LuvH8, college. Her bachelors and then she’s going for a masters starting next year.

Good night, everyone! See you in the AM! That’s all of my time, I thank all so much for your time!

LuvH8, I take it you haven’t seen The Temple of Doom?

Good Night Josh

Lonewolf ~ You must be proud of her, what is she studying?

Snakes Are Scary!!! (even pictures of snakes)

Good night, Josh

Good night Josh, LuvH8, LoneWolf! I’m heading back to the meadows myself before the dew appears. They don’t call it “Dewdrop Meadows” for nothing! Night, Y’all!

LuvH8, the bachelors is for art.

Me thinks someone is confusing themselves………………….

No, I wasn’t really into those movies. I just remember snakes from someone else watching. Snakes are hard to forget. I also don’t like the baboons in The Omen. Ugly, ugly!

Yeah those movies aren’t for the squeamish, particularly The Temple of Doom if you also dislike big old bugs. But The Last Crusade had a little less of all that & also Starred Sean Connery as Indy’s Dad, where we find out that he called him Junior and Indiana was the dog’s name.

Good night Josh, Tink, LuvH8, and LoneWolf. Well, make that good evening here in Colorado Springs. While some of you are about to head off to dreamland, I’m heading off to dinner. So see you all tomorrow. Bye.

Hello TRIBE I hope that you have all had a good day so far.

Hello, LW18

I am settling down to a Booker’s before dinner. JFri & Dry are you around to join me for a snifter?

I loved the Indiana Jones movies, but I am not sure how I would feel about them now.

Hi Grog How have you been?

Hello, Ladywolf

Hello LW18, Good Night Cindy.

Grog ~ Are you going to share preparation secrets of chilled monkey brains? Or do you purchase it already made? What does it taste like?

Hi ♠Lonewolf♠ Just got done with my homework a bit ago, now I can relax and enjoy chatting with you all.

I’m in the middle of my TV program. But I check comments during the ‘mercials.

Cleo WE ARE ALWAYS READY FOR A BOOKERS, SIR! AND I SHALL BRING SHRIMP STEAMED IN BEER AND OLD BAY, and twice baked potatoes with aged cheddar and bacon and cream cheese and chive, real chives from my garden! Sound good Cleo?

LuvH8, chilled monkey brains was the desert in The Temple of Doom All I can tell you is that they are chilled. They are served in soething that looks like a coconut. They are covered with a lid until served.

Who is Cindy Knight? LOL!

Don’t mind my spelling. I am nearing the end of my movie.

Cleo, I could watch Raiders of the Lost Ark & The Last Crusade over and over again, but The Temple of Doom is one that I’d rather watch with a blindfold.

Don’t eat me! And I say that because my Chinese horoscope sign is a monkey.

Grog, I thought Sean Connery did a fine job as Indy’s Dad. He did a great job in “The Untouchables” too.

Hola Carmy, GIRLFRIEND! How goes your evening girl?

And in The Hunt For Red October, Carmy

FELLOW BABY, ANY WORD on those discs yet?

Hey Dry! Ooh, I forgot about The Hunt For Red October. Good evening so far, how about yours?

I liked all three of the movies. Wasn’t there supposed to be a fourth one coming out or is it out already?

Grog, Isn’t Connery your favorite Bond also?

Sometimes it’s funny to watch movies you’ve already seen in Spanish………………LOL

I liked Sean Connery in the movie First Knight.

It doesn’t mean that there isn’t one coming out, LW18, but I haven’t heard about it.

Fellow Baby, not a word. I tried calling them, too, but there was no answer. Did a search on then to see if I could find out more about them, but there were only 2 reviews. One that said they were very slow in filling orders and the others said something about pirating.

I’m going to try to keep calling though. Maybe some day I’ll get an answer.

Hello, Grog, Dry, Carmy & cleo!!! Sign me up for a Bookers…it’s been a VERY long & busy day!!

Good Evening Doc!

Carmy, ABSOLUTELY. I have ALL of the Connery movies and a few of the earlier Moore movies. I sold everything else to a second hand video store in Frisco, TX.

Hello, JFri!

Do you still have work tonight, Doc?

Hey JFri! Grog, I remember you saying that about Connery. Whereabouts is Frisco?

Hi Doc.

Hi Doc, you were sneaking up on me, weren’t you?

Good Evening Doc T

I like him in The Rock.

Where did you go LuvH8. It’s a good time, tonight.

Grog If I recall, you already paid for those? You need to get up with your credit card company, but I’m sure you already know that.

Carmy, a little north of Dallas. When I lived there, I used to go to the Stonebriar Mall fairly often. This video rental place was on the same lot but not in the main mall. This mall puts the malls in Houston to shame.

Good one, Stocker Doc! Grog, me thinks that Dallas always had the better malls.

Stupid LOST! Now ABC is mocking me for watching the show. Albeit in a kinda cool way.

Hi, Johnny.

Yes, I do Dry.

I couldn’t agree more, Carmy. And the Stonebriar was probably the best in the Dallas area. Some malls cater more to high end shopper, some to low end, but Stonebriar appears to cater to all.

Hi again, Doc.

Here I am!

Hi again Johnnydoc5, I don’t remember is LOST a reality show or scripted?

Hey Johnnydoc5, I’m not sure but isn’t this supposed to be the final season of LOST.

A little guy was sitting at a bar one day, drinking his beer and minding his own business, when a great big guy walked by and – BAM! – knocked him off his bar stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea!” the big guy said, grinning.

The little guy gets up, angry, but figuring that the big guy was probably drunk, he decided to just get back on his stool and finish his beer. All of the sudden – BAM! – the big guy comes back by and knocks him off the stool again. “That was a judo chop from Japan!” he yelled happily.

The little guy had been through enough. He got back up, brushed himself off, swallowed the last of his beer, and left. An hour later he returned. Finding the big guy with his back to him, the little guy walked up and – BAM! – knocked him right off his stool and out cold on the floor.

The little guy yelled over to the bartender on his way out the door, “When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.”

HAHAHA!!! Good one!

Yes indeed, LuvH8, THAT was a good one!!

Lost is a scripted show that should be over sometime soon. I can’t wait. I’d stop watching it, but I have been watching it thus far, why not just finish it.

Several things have made me laugh hard tonight, but your joke is tops, LuvH8

Good Night Doc.

Have a good night at work. Catch you in the morrow!

With that last laugh, I think I’ll call it a night. I’m getting……….. sleeeeepy……….sleeeeeeeeeepy……..

Good night, everyone.

It is indeed a Booker’s evening. Dry thanks for the shrimp. Harrison Ford is an actor I really admire. It is like he never let stardom go to his head.

Good Night Grog. Catch you in the mañana.

Thank you! I liked it.

Johnnydoc5 ~ Once I start a book, movie or TV series it is like I feel I have to finish it. Even as I am sitting there wondering what the heck I am doing I continue. (though with books and movies I can skip to the end)

Be good at work Doc T! No melting icecream fights!

Good Night Grog.

So Terry, is your mom at home now?

Well, I’m off for the night! Nytol!

Good night johnnyd.

OH Johnny That is so trite! ROFLMAO!

Good night! :-)

Yes, Cleo, she is. They only kept her a few days. Couldn’t conclude anything. They have her on a special medication, but if the check ups go well, it will only be a temp medication. I just wish she would eat better than she does. I think that is part of the problem with her healthwise.

G’Night Johnny.

Good Night Johnnydoc5

Lonewolf ~ What is your mother eating?

LuvH8–Not much most of the time. When she does, she just picks at junk food. Once in a while, she eats a meal, but not often enough.

Good Night Grog! Good Night johnny!

Terry it is tough when you have to take responsibility for your parents. Do you have brothers and sisters to help you?

Sounds kind of like my Gma, but she always has to have her hash browns and eggs in the morning. She is diabetic and eats more sweets than me and Monkey 2 combined. And we both are sugar addicts.

That’s my next thing to cut back on. One of the reasons I quit coffee is because my cofffee tasted like those coffee candies. (hangs head in shame).

Going for now, I might be back for the changing of the strips if I am not sleeping.

Lot’s of Luv, Have a Good Night!

Movie time.

Hope it’s a good one, Cleo!

Good Night, LuvH8.

Cleo, I have a younger sister, but that’s all that’s left. I don’t want to say anymore on that subject. Being that she raised us by herself for years, she IS my best friend. Lately she calls me and just talks and talks, so I let her. Thanks for asking.

Enjoy the movie Cleo.

I’ll be back around the time that the comic updates. See you then.

Cleo, my mother got out of the hospital on the 31st of March. You must have missed it in the comments on that day. I just dread THE day………………………………

Terry, I know the feeling. It is tough to suddenly become the caregiver to your parent.

GOOD NIGHT!

And sweet dreams all.