Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 24, 2009

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    Edcole1961  about 15 years ago

    No one has ever seen an octo-chicken. They run away too fast.

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    BuzzDog  about 15 years ago

    Given everyone’s desire for lower-fat white meat (never mind that it’s deep-fat fried), it’s a shame they didn’t create an eight-BREASTED chicken, rather than an eight-legged one. Or for the Buffalo market, an eight-winged one…

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    baahaus Premium Member about 15 years ago

    The Slaw! Of course. Why didn’t I think of that.

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    Craigor  about 15 years ago

    Hey, for those of us who love dark meat, the octo-chicken is the way to go. Sort of luck the quadro-turkeys that John Madden used to make on Thanksgiving day football games.

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    I dunno, this sounds fishy. I’m checking with Snopes before I start running through the streets screaming like a madman. This time.

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    Radical-Knight  about 15 years ago

    You show potential Scott, have you considered a government position?

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    doodlius  about 15 years ago

    I thought they’d never advance beyond the seven-assed turtle.

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    Virtualjump  about 15 years ago

    Scott’s expression in the last panel is demented.

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    Oddfeld  about 15 years ago

    @Jo Jo - http://xkcd.com/250

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