Nit-picky of me, but how can you tell how something is pronounced in the Bible? Isn’t it, as a written work, not verbal? Different people pronounce things different ways and who’s to say that one person is right? TomAto/Tomahto, PotAto, Potahto.
Nah, god is the scariest guy. You break one silly rule, and the next thing you know, he forecloses on your home, jams an apple piece in your throat, gives your main gal painful pregnancies, sticks you with death, then he drowns your descendants.
And what about Lucifer? One little disagreement, and he creates Hell.
he also killed his own son, just to punish him for everybody else’s crimes.
Seriously, move over Tony Soprano. There’s a bigger dude in need of serious psychiatric help.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
You lost me - but it probably wasn’t supposed to make sense.
alondra almost 15 years ago
They’re just playing with words like kids do. His name was Judas Iscariot and they’re making it sound like carry out.
Asrial almost 15 years ago
I find this to be very funny.
Aikidodog almost 15 years ago
Joe Allen Doty:
Nit-picky of me, but how can you tell how something is pronounced in the Bible? Isn’t it, as a written work, not verbal? Different people pronounce things different ways and who’s to say that one person is right? TomAto/Tomahto, PotAto, Potahto.
mrprongs almost 15 years ago
Nah, god is the scariest guy. You break one silly rule, and the next thing you know, he forecloses on your home, jams an apple piece in your throat, gives your main gal painful pregnancies, sticks you with death, then he drowns your descendants.
And what about Lucifer? One little disagreement, and he creates Hell.
he also killed his own son, just to punish him for everybody else’s crimes.
Seriously, move over Tony Soprano. There’s a bigger dude in need of serious psychiatric help.
bluetopazcrystal almost 15 years ago
Dear rricchhterr, and mrprongs
I concur. Good points.