The Doozies by Tom Gammill for September 10, 2009

I wonder if Santa and a shuttlecock have ever appeared together in a cartoon before now. Comedy gold, Tom!

Don’t worry, kids. Santa will soon come out of the gutter,

drat I’m confused—who am I stalking here Santa or TD!

See you in three-and-a-half months, Santa!

Er, wait, I mean, Santa Claus is a fraudulent myth, rooted in unconscious fantasies, and emerging as a deceitful lie!

P.S. The reindeer are fake, too.

Wow! I never thought of it before, but working around people’s roofs is a perfect off-season occupation for Santa.

I smell a spin-off – Santa: The Missing Months

Hey that shuttlecock landed on domestic abuse for pointes !

I didn’t see a registered mark after the word “Frisbee” on that flying disc toy. Tom, you might want to consult the Doozies Legal Department just in case…

OldHipster, love your avatar

I love that he goes back up the chimney legs first.

Rewind!