Heart of the City by Steenz for November 23, 1999

Transcript:

J.D.: Picture this, Heart... My musical about Walt Disney open with a single white spot...A guy dressed like Mickey Mouse comes onto the stage... Heart: Why is it Mickey Mouse? J.D.: Because Mickey's the narrator, see? Like the Che character in Evita! He's the creation and he's telling the story of the creator, get it?! Heart: I think it should be Goofy. Goofy was always funnier than Mickey. J.D.: It's not supposed to be funny! It's ...Mickey is.... AAAAARGGGG. Heart: Boy, some creative genius you are. Where's Minnie in this thing?