Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 22, 2009

Don’t forget about the smooches, Hobbes.

Hobbes is all about the babes and smooches . .

Calvin messing with glue again ?? Good grief !! Did he learn nothing from his aeroplane experiment ?

Chicks dig the Nobel Prize.

rayannina: They do…really?!

Yeeeck…little boys aren’t interested in babes. Hobbes is a bad influence.

It was a landfill where Calvin’s archaeologying, huh?

Hmmm, dinosaurs for nuthin’ an’ yer chicks fer free…

It’s true. Hobbes is a lover.

OK - this is what Calvin now need to do.

Using B72 adhesive to fit together fragments.B72 is reversible when used on bones coated in B72 acetone.

I don’t think this is going to happen!

dont bother keeping them in a safe no one would even think o stealing them

babes !!! lol

lol Kis. I shoulda learned to dig up them bones, I shoulda learned to dust off them skulls.

Calvin so reminds me of my childhood! I remember I had gone a similar excavating spree in our backyard… and dug and dug and dug…. till we found a spoon. Then we were hypothesizing (didn’t know this word then, though) that the spoon could belong to a lost civilization that lay below my backyard ground - ready to be unearthed.

And my Mom was just like Calvin’s- when I told her excitedly about my ‘discovery’ she said that backyard was surely dug up when the building was built so there aint no buried civilization there! I hope that doesnt happen to calvin.

Haha about the Nobel Prize! Good to see Calvin having such high ambitions.

It’s kind of sad that todays kids would probaby dig bones via their computer or TV.

Hobbes knows what is truly important.

Don’t worry Len–this time he’s only using Elmer’s, not model-glue.

They’ve probably found a whole place setting. Oh yeah, the babes….

Let’s see. He couldn”t put the plane together with instructions. Now he’s going to put the dinosaur together withou instructions. I recomend gorilla glue.

Everything they found looks like a picnic waiting to happen.

maybe they need to dig further, they might actually find the dino’s skull

The only magazine Calvin is going in is MAD MAgazine

Hobbes is a “filou”!

Babes with this old junk? To win a babe you must bring other things, more exquisit and expensive things, then you will perhaps win babes!

Calvin didn’t have a “best class”, Charlie

but hobbes, remember you don’t meet babes cuz you’re endangered!

Kis said, Hmmm, dinosaurs for nuthin’ an’ yer chicks fer free…

Kis, can you get Sting to sing something about a cable channel in the background for you?

So Calvin wants to glue the “bones” together to see the dino they have found. He should just go the art museum instead and he will see what he’s found. I went to the art museum a couple of weeks ago and in the contemporary section I saw several pieces that looked like what Calvin will end up with - some garbage stuck together and put on the wall. Even my 20 year old daughter stated this “art” didn’t do anything for her.

Oh well, have fun with your dino bones, Calvin. Can’t wait to see Mom’s reaction when you drag them into the house.

Yes, I have a beautiful, nerdy, math chick, granddaughter. She is studying to be a physician and she digs Nobels.

Hobbes, hobbes, Hobbes, you know them babes are jus’ gonna lead to trouble. If ya don’t believe me, check out Pibgorn.

Calvin made a mess out of the airplane because he had to follow someone elses directions for putting it together, here he has only his own imagination to put together his found creature and it just might look good enough to get Hobbes a babe and a smooch - better than what mom will give Calvin for dragging that ‘junk’ into her clean kitchen.

I’ll just bet those two would freak out if they actually found an old BONE.

Hobbes reminds me of John Keating (Robin Williams) in Dead Poet’s Society. He knew the real value of poetry: to woo women!

calvin’s goals are as big as usual =D

Get Babes? Never!

Remember Lewreader that Calvin can work conceptually in the absence of instructions, but not so when there are instructions he chooses to ignore.

LOL love the dichotomy of Calvins personality that comes out through Hobbes. I always wonder if Calvin has Dissociative Identity Disorder….

Hobbs has his priorities straight.

Hobbes doing it for the chicks and Calvindoing it for the fame and fortune mmm…

I want my…

I want my…

I want my Discovery Channel

theIrishman said, about 8 hours ago: LOL love the dichotomy of Calvins personality that comes out through Hobbes. I always wonder if Calvin has Dissociative Identity Disorder….

I’ve always found it hilarious that Hobbes is so much more emotionally mature / developmentally advanced than Calvin. Hobbes is ready to begin collecting smooches. For Calvin, girls are gross and slimy, suitable only as targets for snowballs.

Little boys show their “affection” in strange ways.

It’s a bit disturbing, though, that if you did just a few inches down in a forest you find all that junk! I wonder if Spaceman Spiff will be blasted by all the space garbage now orbiting the earth? :-D

Calvin’s Junkosaurus is headed for the Reclamation Mag. It is nobler in the mind that surprise that we find when we dig too far in the past and suffer bent forks and tings of misfortune.

Yeah, journal articles are real chick magnets – especially archaeology journal articles.