“East side, west side,
All around the town,
The tots sang “Ring-a-Rosie,”
“London Bridge is falling down.”
Boys and girls together,
Me and Mamie O’Rourke,
Tripped the light fantastic,
On the sidewalks of New York.”
Sweet Rosie O’Grady, a fisherman’s daughter by birth.
she got tired of living, decided to leave this earth,
so she swallowed a ruler, but dying by inch was hard,
so she went out in the alley and there she died by the yard.
Calvin’s the kind of kid who loves it when they pour wet cement so he can make some indentation on it which will dry that way. I remember when we did that when I was a kid. One summer they paved everyone’s driveway and I loved watching them pour the wet cement and smooth it out. They said no one walks on it or touches it for 24 hours but don’tcha know a bunch of us kids put our autograph on it! What fun that was.
“Spray paint a subway train
Carve my name in a video game
Immortality is what I’m buyin’
But I’d rather be immortal - by not dyin’ !”
Artist: Steve Taylor
Album: Meltdown
Song: Am I In Sync?
Calvin’s so pre-occupied with doing what’s wrong and practicing evil that he’ll never find the joy and contentment that comes with doing good! No wonder he never makes it past the age of six!
“The violence of the wicked will drag them away, for they refuse to do what is right.”
– Proverbs 21:7
“For a man’s ways are in full view of the LORD, and he examines all his paths.”
– Proverbs 5:21
Calvin you should have stayed with it you could have been another great artis. Its late I know what word I want but can’t think to spell it but art related.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Then it’s just not worth it….
EarlWash about 15 years ago
What a build up to a big fat let down.
Superfrog about 15 years ago
It’s a bit like commenting on an online comic.
Yukoner about 15 years ago
Hey Marg, that’s one way to get ahead.
Calvin will simply have to chalk that one up to experience.
margueritem about 15 years ago
Yukoner, good one!
DarkHicks about 15 years ago
be right back let me go get some spray paint
tis4kis about 15 years ago
Girls always know what to say to take the fun out of it.
rentier about 15 years ago
Margueritem:Why do you use such a horrible picture now? I’m shivering!
jimbob327 about 15 years ago
Just like being married, Calvin
Puddleglum2 about 15 years ago
Just when I thought the relationship was taking a turn for the better, Calvin turns his back on Susie. Calvin, you don’t have to be so flip about it!
Troglodyte about 15 years ago
Somehow, Calvin and “good, clean fun” just don’t seem to go together!
Puddleglum2 about 15 years ago
“East side, west side, All around the town, The tots sang “Ring-a-Rosie,” “London Bridge is falling down.” Boys and girls together, Me and Mamie O’Rourke, Tripped the light fantastic, On the sidewalks of New York.”
Destiny23 about 15 years ago
Off Calvin goes to invent indelible chalk…
wicky about 15 years ago
Sweet Rosie O’Grady, a fisherman’s daughter by birth. she got tired of living, decided to leave this earth, so she swallowed a ruler, but dying by inch was hard, so she went out in the alley and there she died by the yard.
alan.gurka about 15 years ago
No harm, no fun.
Ivy0730Lcsq about 15 years ago
Sheesh…
jrbj about 15 years ago
Isn’t that just like a girl to take all the fun out of it.
Keith Martin Premium Member about 15 years ago
What? It’s not vandalism? All those years scribbling questionable content on public property…
Dragonphire about 15 years ago
We need Hobbs to “mark” the sidewalk forever!!
briancarr about 15 years ago
so calvin learns a valuable lesson…all things will pass
alondra about 15 years ago
Calvin’s the kind of kid who loves it when they pour wet cement so he can make some indentation on it which will dry that way. I remember when we did that when I was a kid. One summer they paved everyone’s driveway and I loved watching them pour the wet cement and smooth it out. They said no one walks on it or touches it for 24 hours but don’tcha know a bunch of us kids put our autograph on it! What fun that was.
threlfallm about 15 years ago
Liquid chalk aught to do the trick–if liquified with concentrated hydrochloric acid. Calvin will be back after he finds some rubber gloves.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
If Calvin can’t be immortalized in concrete, it would be a waste of his time.
cleokaya about 15 years ago
Years from now Calvin will be a hit with the ladies looking for a “bad” boy.
treBsdrawkcaB about 15 years ago
“Spray paint a subway train Carve my name in a video game Immortality is what I’m buyin’ But I’d rather be immortal - by not dyin’ !”
Artist: Steve Taylor Album: Meltdown Song: Am I In Sync?
Calvin’s so pre-occupied with doing what’s wrong and practicing evil that he’ll never find the joy and contentment that comes with doing good! No wonder he never makes it past the age of six!
“The violence of the wicked will drag them away, for they refuse to do what is right.” – Proverbs 21:7
“For a man’s ways are in full view of the LORD, and he examines all his paths.” – Proverbs 5:21
Vonnegut about 15 years ago
Dangerous weapons should be kept out of the hands of fools. Forget the chalk. Let’s start with keyboards and bibles.
Guilden_NL about 15 years ago
Susie learned a concrete lesson in how boys tick.
bandz about 15 years ago
I’m with you, Superfrog.
josh_bisbee about 15 years ago
Calvin will get into sidewalk art some years down the road.
yyyguy about 15 years ago
like “Lord of the Rings”?
A
amberdextrose about 15 years ago
Is this a new Calvin and Hobbs?
bald about 15 years ago
i remember using spray chalk to mark hop scotch areas for the kids on the driveway, maybe calvin’s dad has some in the basement
coffeeturtle about 15 years ago
:-) Ah Calvin…we know him well. …
ratlum about 15 years ago
Come to think of it not much chalk used around here
lobkiller about 15 years ago
Cal should watch the Jetsons episode where Elroy vandalized the space sidewalk thingey and got prosecuted. It follows him everywhere now.
Madruga about 15 years ago
too boring…=) Calvin should get some “street paint” colour..you kow, the ones that are used to mark all the driving signals on the roads.. =D
COWBOY7 about 15 years ago
Awww, Suzie, you killed the adrenaline rush!
GeneGene about 15 years ago
I think Margueritem is getting in the Halloeen Spirit! I think it is BOOtiful or is it SPOOKtacular??
I’m on here late today as I had surgery this morning!
khpage about 15 years ago
so much for Picasso….
Ushindi about 15 years ago
Susan001: I think you’re talking about Julian Beever - many of his right here…
Right Here
Jacobrocks1997 about 15 years ago
doesn’t he draw on the sidewalk in other comics
Bittermelon of Truth about 15 years ago
Good link Ushindi. I love the Sony computer piece, it really looks like it’s 4 feet wide! If only computer wallpapers had that illusion of depth…
kab2rb about 15 years ago
Calvin you should have stayed with it you could have been another great artis. Its late I know what word I want but can’t think to spell it but art related.
TMO1 Premium Member about 15 years ago
He’d never been a vandal before? Somehow, that doesn’t seem likely to be the truth!
gameslion about 15 years ago
that a good one.