FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 05, 1998
March 04, 1998
March 06, 1998
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, you haven't touched your dinner at all! Jason: Sorry, Mom. I'm on a super crash diet. Andy: What?? You're nothing but skin and bones as it is! Jason: I know, but if I want to travel back in time, I need to get my body's rest mass down to absolute zero so that I can exceed the speed of light. It's a pain, but that stuff I told Eileen Jacobson last week has got to be undone. Andy: So this crash diet has nothing to do with my serving eggplant loaf tonight? Jason: Totally a coincidence. But I appreciate the help.
nandayconures! almost 6 years ago
Jason should know thats not possible. Maybe if he researched dark matter…
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Albert Einstein stated that time traveling to the future was possible if you came close to the speed of light. If Jason did that enough, maybe he’d reach a point in time when humanity has mastered time travel.
PBS1! about 4 years ago
There are theoretical particles called tachyons that go slower when they take in energy, and the slowest they can go is the speed of light. Jason launched a rocket into low-earth orbit once, so maybe he could find some tachyons.
SuperCharged5- over 3 years ago
dark energy opposes gravity. this could help him
kotlcforever over 1 year ago
what a coincidence