FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 29, 1998

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Peter: Slurp. Slurp. Paige: Peter, if you make that slurping sound one more time...Peter: Good grief, Paige, mellow out. Slupp! Paige: I said cool it with the slurping! Peter: That wasn't a slurp - it was a slupp. Paige: Fine. Let me clarify...I don't want to hear a slurp or a slupp or any sound that has to do with you inhaling your soup! I'm trying to read! Peter: Braaaap! Paige: What did I just say?!? Peter: You said inhaling, burps are exhales. Interesting that you don't seem to mind the drip, drip, drip sound of soup running down my back. Paige: I'm sorry, did you just say something?