FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 30, 1998
Transcript:
Eileen Jacobson: Jason, look, I'm really happy that you like me, don't get me wrong. But the extent to which you've been going to hide this news from your friends is really starting to bother me. Liking someone should mean a willingness to say, "To heck with embarrassment"! Seriously, don't you agree?! Jason: In spirit. Drat--I think we've been spotted. Eileen Jacobson: I mean, Lord knows I've said to heck with embarrassment...
“Please don’t throw sodas”