FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 02, 1998

Transcript:

Eileen Jacobson: Marcus, Jason has something he wants to tell you. Jason: I do?! Heh heh...er...well...I guess I do...er... Basically, Marcus...um...what you...er...as my best friend...um...should know...um...is...that Eileen and I...heh heh...kinda l-...l-... Aaagh! I can't do it! Marcus: Don't tell me you two are like an item or something. Eileen Jacobson: Not as of right now. Teacher: Jason, dear, those windows don't open.