FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 15, 1999

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Peter (oldest son): You still haven't told me what this proposed internet company of yours will do. Jason (youngest son): Jasonzonbayhoodotcom? Peter (youngest son): Will it have a product? Customers? Will it serve some useful purpose? Jason (youngest son): I'll figure that out eventually. Right now, first things first. Jason (youngest son): Is "initial public offering" lowercase? Peter (oldest son): First things first?!? Jason (youngest son): Look, once I'm capitalized, I'll buy IBM or something and the point'll be moot, ok?