FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 29, 1999

Transcript:

Andy (mother): I'm so angry they opened that Coffebucks smack in the middle of old town square. Roger (father): Why? Because it's so corporate? Andy (mother): No... Roger (father): Because of the parking crunch? Andy (mother): No... Roger (father): Because it'll hurt all the mom and pop coffee shops? Andy (mother): Because it's right on the route Peter takes home from school. Roger (father): I wondered why his teeth were chattering all through dinner.