FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 04, 2004

Snow-manitoba!

Snow-Manfred Mann!

snow-manta ray!

Dugong! It’s the cow of the sea! Also known as the Manatee!

Snow mandate (0 sense)

the manatee is ca ute

Does this make him a snow-manipulator?

Good One!

snow manticore

Snow-Minnesota!

#SnowMandalorian

snow-manefnrufbieurfheri8fer8

Snow Mandalorian!

When my sister-in-law was pregnant with my nephew, I told everybody under the sun that I was going to be a guncle (contraction of “gay uncle”).

One guy asked, “Why do you have to be a guncle. Why can’t you be just an uncle?”

I replied, “Well, for one thing, I try very hard never to be ‘just’ anything.”

Upcoming: Snow man-sion?

Come on, Paige. Let Jason do his thing. Just be thankful he’s not making your life a living nightmare like he usually does!