FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 23, 2004

I take my Oreos apart and break them into pieces and eat them bit by bit. That’s how I eat all cookies, actually.

I split mine so the two cookie parts are separated, then I eat the cream, then I eat the cookies.

i twist them, eat the cream, and save the ookies til’ later

I eat them whole, dunked in milk of course!

I eat the cream, then put the cookie in milk and CHOMP

I open them and eat the frosting then eat the cookie

I eat my oreos two ways, one: I take the top cookie off and lick off all the cream slowly to make it last longer, 2: I take the top cookie off and take off all the cream whole

yo

lol me too

My baby sister did something similar with Doritos: she would lick all the cheese off and put them back in the bag. One day my mom saw my dad eating Doritos watching a football game (or something) & mentioned that. Dad looked up at her without blinking & said “I thought they tasted a bit stale”. From there on out, unless we opened the bag, no one ate Doritos in my parents’ house again