Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 28, 2009

Silly woman, shouldn’t have dressed him in that crepe paper tutu….

I can relate, ‘cause that sort of thing happens to me all the time.

Formaldehyde is pretty flammable, after all.

‘tis better to light a candle, than curse your dark side

Well, my dear: exactly where did you place those pretty-pretty candles?!

Remind me not to attend any of her barbecue parties.

I’d start by comparing her weight with that of a duck…

The candles obviously need a warning: “Do not place lit candles on or near corpses.”

You probably have a good case for a lawsuit. Call me: 1-800-555-isue.

“…and that is how we know she is a witch.”

Margueritem: A crepe paper tutu. I love the image. Now if I can just get it to stop!

Re Teresa’s Blog: There are times when three seconds can seem like an eternity.

@HectorPriam: I believe the phrase is; “I sue”. What does “issue” have to do with a lawsuit?

@Valis616 - depends on who might be the father of said issue.

I love the Ice men on the blog!

Ray-C, hee-hee!

3 seconds whether you’re left or righthanded? just pull down the waistband, no fumbling there. SNAP! OUCH

Re: left-handed shorts: Sometimes I forget my underpants and have an easier day, don’tcha know…