Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 18, 2009

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    Sisyphos  about 15 years ago

    Tsk, tsk! So fastidious for a former blood-sucking Creature of the Night! Where are your manners?!

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    ejcapulet  about 15 years ago

    No kidding, Sisyphos! Humans are the dirtiest creatures there is, and he used to drink human blood. EEEEEEEWWWW!!!

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    kimberphi  about 15 years ago

    uh-oh… breach of protocol to skip the handshake Gary. I wouldn’t turn my back on Eddie~

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    I’ll even pass on the air kiss.

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    i wanna shake hands with a sewer gator : (

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I wish I had a job like Eddie

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    tjimlee  about 15 years ago

    I’ve had an imaginary ‘gator named Rory for years. Looks a bit like Eddie.

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    Ushindi  about 15 years ago

    Hey, if any of you guys climbed up out of my toilet, I don’t think I’d shake YOUR hand, either. In fact, what in the h-e-l-l were you guys doing in my toilet?

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    alan.gurka  about 15 years ago

    Oh, I see now. There’s a protocol here for gators: some hang out in alleys (alligators) and some dwell in the sewers, like Eddie.

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    …and then there’s the infamous croc-a-dial. A nearly extinct reptile that used to range widely in most cities and lived in phone booths. Scientists believe that their was caused by habitat destruction brought on by the advent of the cell phone.

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