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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 06, 2009
March 05, 2009
March 07, 2009
Transcript:
Jason: Peter, I'm going to need your help. Jason: With what? As you know, Iv'e been pursuing the time travel as the solution to my recent Eileen Jacobson problem. Well, if my theories on the subject are correct, I'm going to need to exceed the speed of light, which is roughly 670 million MPH. Most physicists say it's impossible. But I say it can be done. Peter: Where do I come in? Jason: I've seen how you drive on the freeway. Peter: You're talking nine-digit speeds. I've only flirted with four.
attyush about 16 years ago
ummmā¦with Peter driving, you might end up travelling in space, not in timeā¦
cāmon Jasonā¦if you are mean to her, it means you love herā¦if you are nice, it means you are in touch with your feelings. Nothing that you do will change this relationship everā¦again.
eddie alexander Premium Member about 16 years ago
4 digits??? Peter, Peter, take my word for it no teenager, including you, has ever exceeded 1,000 MPH.
shippingtroll about 16 years ago
I didnāt think a family wagon could get past Mach 3ā¦
briankblough about 16 years ago
shippingtroll-even a Mustang could only do Mach 1 <:-)
Benedick about 16 years ago
Peter should go into Nascar if he can drive that fast.
attyush about 16 years ago
My car routinely goes from 0 to 60 (decibels) in 4 seconds flatā¦
briankblough about 16 years ago
attyush-must be one of those rice-burners!
attyush about 16 years ago
ā#1 redskins:
it isā¦
PaulAtreides about 16 years ago
teen drivingā¦ Get off the roads!
Geekologist about 16 years ago
When I started driving, I managed to get the gas and the break confused while going DOWN a mountain on a free way. The road had been empty so I was going at about 100. Might have gotten to four digit speeds.
foxtrotluver99 about 16 years ago
i wanna be i n the car with him when hes driving!!!!
mrprongs about 16 years ago
1,000MPH?!
Sternvogel about 16 years ago
Hey, Peter admits heās only FLIRTED with four-digit speeds. Heās come about as close to achieving 1000 MPH as heās come to getting girls with his ābest linesā and moves.
hopefulregret about 13 years ago
I find it hilarious that people want to debunk a fictional characterās claim of how fast heās drivenā¦