FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 21, 2009

Out of the mouths of babes…

Like an echo chamber

More like a recorder. Anyone who’s raised kids knows that this is the awful truth!

OH, dear. I feel come one’s going to learn the flavor of Ivory before his is over. Perhaps both of them. I thought they bleeped those words out on TV.

love it!!! paige is not a good babysitter!!!! lol #&%$

Ashley, it depends on the show. Some do, others don’t

What’s that I see? Ah yes, it’s trouble coming over the horizon.

I also thought that the &@#$ words were restricted to the “safe harbor” period of 10 PM till 6 AM the next morning. But then again, I haven’t watched TV in over 4 years, so perhaps in major markets like New York and San Francisco you do hear swearing on the air during the daytime.

Look on the bright side. At least Katie is increasing her vocabulary skills. All parents are thrilled when their little one, whom they feel IS the most intelligent child around,learns new words. They should be thrilled that Paige is helping little Katie to learn new words, but I somehow doubt that will be the case here.

I’ve noticed an increase in what language is allowed in the last several years. I had to quit taking the kids over to visit Grandma when we knew she’d have Dr. Phil or some of those other shows on. (We only watch DVD’s on our TV.)

out of the mouth of babes… COMES PUKED UP BABY FOOD!!! and the only way this could possibly get worse is it the kid watched either 1) Die Hard, 2) Stand By Me, or 3) Basic. Paige should take adventage of this Parrot of a child and teach it to say something cute and make Paige look good in front of the parents so she gets extra $ from them.

A new FOX show is about 4 werewolves. it’s called Bitches. That’s how far TV’s declined. it’s now a title.

Uh-oh.

It’s like Paige is trying to teach the kid as many swear words as possible, or maybe she just doesn’t think before speaking.