Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 19, 2009

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    kboone4  about 15 years ago

    Men boast about their 2 hours of work per year while women work every day and get ignored. As a bachelor, I have no choice. Two cats (one long-haired), two bedroom apartment, work full-time, college full-time…

    And I still manage to surf the Net. Do I need to mention I do my own shopping as well?

    Cleanliness runs on both sides of the family.

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    kboone4  about 15 years ago

    Hey mister, turn off the stupid football game, pour out your beer, and go help her!

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    J_Verschueren  about 15 years ago

    Drink the beer… pouring it away, sheesh!!

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    oldwild  about 15 years ago

    Bit_ , B _ ch, B_tc_! After two marriages, I learned that women are blind to all but what they do! Dude, drink that beer and then go get another.

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    jimgamer  about 15 years ago

    Yes he helps out he does the hard work !

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Women could get by with just as little work as men, if they simply lowered their expectations about what NEEDS to be done.

    At least, this is true if he’s ever lived a bachelor’s life (as opposed to trading in a mother who did everything for him for a wife who’s expected to do the same).

    This man will happily do the shopping…when it needs to be done. He will happily mow the lawn…when it needs to be done. He will do the laundry…when it needs to be done.

    But if he’s constantly being told that he’s doing it wrong, OF COURSE he’s going to ultimately learn the Rule of Sharing Housework: “If you do a job badly enough, you won’t be asked to do it again.”

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    NoBrandName  about 15 years ago

    Hey lady, put down the unnecessary busy-work, grab a beer, sit down with your husband, and enjoy yourself for a change!

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    Ashrey  about 15 years ago

    oldwild, try typing it out. Gocomics does not mind your use of the word. But in this instance I don’t agree. He’s way too fat to say he helps.

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