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âThere once was a girl named Teena
Whose sister was ugly and mean-a.
They fought all the time
Without reason or rhyme
Over which was the real beauty queen-a.â
Hope Teena doesnât come to a line that will end with âorange.â There are no words that rhyme with that.
Well, thereâs âdoor hingeâ which I saw and heard on TEENICKâs âDrake and Joshâ (Drake was writing a song and had that trouble; Josh ran out of the room over something exciting and bruised his head by running into the⊠well, you know).
I wondered loudly to the crowd
That gathers âround when I appear
âYouâre obviously pretty wowed -
Iâm not sure I should let you near.â
So they stepped back to give me room
Afraid Iâd leave them in their gloom.
Because, you see, they idolize
my every move, each breath I take,
my perfect hair, my gorgeous eyes.
This sort of thing you just canât fake.
It only takes a single glance
from me to make my minions dance.
I could go on, it isnât hard.
Unseemly, maybe some would say
(no doubt some jealous tub of lard -
whoâd care what she thought, anyway?).
Trust me, I know youâll never see
A thing as great as me, me, me!
Asrial about 15 years ago
Teena, if youâre going to be lazy Your mind will go hazy People will think youâre crazy.
McGehee about 15 years ago
âThere was a pre-teen from New HampshireâŠâ
Destiny23 about 15 years ago
âThere once was a girl named Teena Whose sister was ugly and mean-a. They fought all the time Without reason or rhyme Over which was the real beauty queen-a.â
alondra about 15 years ago
Itâs really not that hard Teena. Just donât ask Jeri for help!
Bargrove about 15 years ago
Love you four poets.
Dkram about 15 years ago
Rime time.
sorry
\\//_
Templo S.U.D. about 15 years ago
Hope Teena doesnât come to a line that will end with âorange.â There are no words that rhyme with that.
Well, thereâs âdoor hingeâ which I saw and heard on TEENICKâs âDrake and Joshâ (Drake was writing a song and had that trouble; Josh ran out of the room over something exciting and bruised his head by running into the⊠well, you know).
Allisonian about 15 years ago
Ode to Myself, by Jeri Keene
I wondered loudly to the crowd That gathers âround when I appear âYouâre obviously pretty wowed - Iâm not sure I should let you near.â So they stepped back to give me room Afraid Iâd leave them in their gloom.
Because, you see, they idolize my every move, each breath I take, my perfect hair, my gorgeous eyes. This sort of thing you just canât fake. It only takes a single glance from me to make my minions dance.
I could go on, it isnât hard. Unseemly, maybe some would say (no doubt some jealous tub of lard - whoâd care what she thought, anyway?). Trust me, I know youâll never see A thing as great as me, me, me!
(I like Destiny23âs poem - Allison Barrows)
felisd about 15 years ago
Thatâs awesome, Allison! Glad to see you still hanging around here! :) Love the reruns; miss reading Teenaâs new adventures.
Asrial about 15 years ago
comixavier > orange you glad we got this place ?