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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 27, 1999
September 26, 1999
September 28, 1999
Transcript:
Man: Congress says that the ten commandments should be posted, but they didn't say which ten commandments... Sign reads: BERT'S TEN COMMANDMENTS: 1. SHUT UP. 2. DON'T BOTHER ME. 3. WATCH FOOTBALL. 4. DON'T TOUCH. 5. GET ME A BEER. 6. HAVE DINNER READY. 7. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. 8. PONYTAILS ARE FOR GIRLS, BUDDY. 9. KILL CELL PHONES. 10. HEY, WHERE'S THAT BEER?
C wolfe 15 days ago
They have 613 Commandments in the Bible to choose from and that does not count the two in the New Testament.