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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 27, 1999
September 26, 1999
September 28, 1999
Transcript:
Man: Congress says that the ten commandments should be posted, but they didn't say which ten commandments... Sign reads: BERT'S TEN COMMANDMENTS: 1. SHUT UP. 2. DON'T BOTHER ME. 3. WATCH FOOTBALL. 4. DON'T TOUCH. 5. GET ME A BEER. 6. HAVE DINNER READY. 7. DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS. 8. PONYTAILS ARE FOR GIRLS, BUDDY. 9. KILL CELL PHONES. 10. HEY, WHERE'S THAT BEER?
They have 613 Commandments in the Bible to choose from and that does not count the two in the New Testament.