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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 28, 2008
Transcript:
Earl: What's that? Edna: Herbal vitamin supplements. Earl: Hmm... kind of expensive for a fixed income. Edna: It's in the budget, dear... you've been taking them every morning for the past two years. Earl: Oh... so what does it do for us? Edna: Improves memory. Now put it in the cart. Earl: Ah, good... sounds like money well spent! What were we talking about? Edna: OK, OK... I'll put it back. Budget shopping with Earl and Edna...
margueritem about 16 years ago
Good one.
attyush about 16 years ago
What was I about to write?
Joe_Minotaur about 16 years ago
My mother took out her hearing aid, insisting she didnât need one. I âmouthedâ at her until she put it back in.
JonD17 about 16 years ago
Thatâs pure evil Joe, LOL
lazygrazer about 16 years ago
I take a few daily supplements for this and that but have no way of knowing if they do a bit of good or not.
I can feel them working on my budget though.
Undecided.
Wildmustang1262 about 16 years ago
I had seen those senior citizens shopping at the grocery stores. They only put very few things in the big cart before they check out.
Wildmustang1262 about 16 years ago
Joe_Minotaur says: My mother took out her hearing aid, insisting she didnât need one. I âmouthedâ at her until she put it back in. LOLs! Next time, you better use a megaphone to yell at her louder! :-)
OryxConLara about 16 years ago
Uh, what was I going to put here?
aerwalt about 16 years ago
I heard of a cure for Alzheimers, but I donât remember what it is.
alife about 16 years ago
http://www.instantrimshot.com/ On hearing aids Beethoven was deaf. If I was I would turn if off. Not a male, canât tune out my brothers they way they tune ME out:D
cleokaya about 16 years ago
My dad used to take Ginkgo Biloba to improve his memory. I LOL when I overheard him telling a friend that he took these tablets to improve his memory. His friend asked what it was called and my dad replied, âI canât remember.â
margueritem about 16 years ago
cleokaya says:
My dad used to take Ginkgo Biloba to improve his memory. I LOL when I overheard him telling a friend that he took these tablets to improve his memory. His friend asked what it was called and my dad replied, âI canât remember.â
I love it, and I can relate. ;-)
Digital Frog about 16 years ago
And here I thought Ginkgo Biloba was one of the early explorersâŠ.
ralphman about 16 years ago
Earl is smarter than he acts. I do it myself to save money.
JonD17 about 16 years ago
DigitalFrog says:
And here I thought Ginkgo Biloba was one of the early explorersâŠ. No, that was his brother, RockyâŠ. nooo, thatâs not right, uhhmm,brb, going to take some more seleniumâŠâŠ.
reynard61 about 16 years ago
Top Ten ways to tell if your HMO is cutting corners:
They try to convince you that âDentineâ gum is now the accepted substitute for visits to the dentist.
The Surgeon whoâs scheduled to do your tonsilectomy wears a hockey mask and calls himself âDr. Jason Voorhiesâ.
The hospital gown that youâve been asked to put on has a picture of a lobster and âBarnacle Billâs Seaside Cuisineâ emblazoned across the front.
Swiss Army Knives, Ratchet Sets and Voodoo Dolls are among the items that your policy will pay for.
This monthâs special is âHalf co-payment on Lobotomies!â
Your new eyeglass lenses have a âZiebartâ sticker in the lower left-hand corner.
You have a taxi fare-meter at the foot of your hospital bed.
They try to convince you that âTic Tacsâ, âGood ânâ Plentyâ and âPezâ have just as much medicinal value as âProzacâ, âBiaxinâ and âViagraâ.
You get to choose the caliber of your painkiller before they start your surgery.
And the Number 1 way to tell if your HMO is cutting corners:
Instead of saying âPlease have your Insurance paperwork readyâ, the sign above the admissions desk says âAbandon all hope ye who enter here.â