Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2009

Political Correctness has gone awry!

That is the problem today. Everything has fine print. We now have to be warned about the obvious. Caution…beware of cuts…paper has sharp edges…

ALL FOOT-LONG SANDWICHES ONLY $5! ALL FOOT-LONG SANDWICHES ONLY $5! ALL FOOT-LONG SANDWICHES ONLY $5!

(except Extra-Meat sandwiches; must mention this special when ordering; prices vary in Alaska, Hawaii, and NYC; not to be combined with any other offer; at participating locations; void where prohibited by law.)

The big and bold headlines will do just fine so we can see ‘em clearly without the eyeglasses!

Everyone’s gotta cover their arse one way or another.

Reminded me of this comic:

http://comics.com/frazz/2009-03-01/

Would whispering be considered “vocal fineprint”?—Surprised they don’t resort to that when the TV commercial must mention that that their super-med just might kill some of us.

Akenta says:

Reminded me of this comic:

http://comics.com/frazz/2009-03-01/

~ Excellent cartoon, Akenta.

pschearerPro says: void where prohibited by law.

I have always been tempted to do that.

wndrwrthg says:

pschearerPro says: void where prohibited by law.

I have always been tempted to do that. I’ve seen that done in the NYC subway.